122 Gobble-licious Turkey Jokes That Will Stuff Your Day with Laughter

Get ready for a hearty serving of humor with our platter of turkey jokes! Perfect for Thanksgiving festivities or simply for anyone who enjoys a good giggle, our collection of turkey-themed jests will add a pinch of comedy to your day. From the downright silly to the cleverly cute, we’ve got your funny bone covered.

1. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
3. What did the turkey say to the chicken? “You’re too egg-citing!”
4. What do you call a turkey that gets into a fight? A poultry-geist!
5. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
6. Why did the police arrest the turkey? It was suspected of fowl play.
7. Why don’t turkeys ever go to the movies? They don’t like the stuffing!
8. Why did the turkey refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of being dealt a turkey.
9. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of math? Gobble-ometry!
10. Why don’t turkeys fly? They’d rather take a gobbler.
11. What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
12. What do turkeys use to clean their feathers? Gobble-detergent!
13. Why did the turkey go to school? To improve its pecking order.
14. Why was the turkey at the football game? It heard the ref was blowing fowls.
15. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The turkey trot!
16. What do you call a turkey that’s got rhythm? A gobble-erina!
17. What kind of music do turkeys love? Anything with a good beat and plenty of baste!
18. Why did the turkey become a comedian? It wanted to crack everyone up!
19. What do you call a turkey who’s into fashion? A gobble-icon!
20. Why did the turkey break up with its girlfriend? She was always roasting him!
21. How does a turkey drink its coffee? With lots of cream and gobble-sugar.
22. What do you call a turkey with an attitude? A snob-ble!
23. What’s a turkey’s favorite sandwich? Anything but turkey club.
24. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google, google!”
25. What do you call a turkey that lives underground? A gobble-mole!
26. What do you call a turkey on a spaceship? An astro-gobble-naut!
27. What’s a turkey’s favorite fruit? Gobble-berries!
28. Why do turkeys make terrible secret agents? They always gobble their words.
29. How does a turkey propose to its girlfriend? “Will you be my gobble-ette forever?”
30. What did the mom turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”

31. Why do turkeys always agree? They like to gobble along with the crowd.
32. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
33. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Gobble-ball.
34. Why did the turkey join the circus? To be a gobble-rouser!
35. What do you call a stuffed turkey? Self-conscious.
36. How did the turkey win the race? By a neck!
37. Why don’t turkeys like fast food? It’s too hard to catch!
38. Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they would break!
39. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather.
40. What do turkeys and ghosts have in common? They both gobble and goblin!
41. Why did the turkey sit on the fence? It wanted to lay it on the line!
42. What do turkeys and computers have in common? Byte and gobble have the same amount of bits.
43. Why did the turkey go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the stuffing!
44. How does a turkey stop a movie? By pressing paws!
45. Why did the turkey write a book? It had a story to gobble.
46. How do turkeys flirt? They use their peck-up lines.
47. What’s a turkey’s favorite drink? Gobble-ade.
48. How do turkeys celebrate Thanksgiving? They give thanks they’re not on the menu!
49. What do you call a turkey that never lies? A gobble-teller.
50. Why don’t turkeys play sports? They always foul out.
51. What do you call a turkey with a six-pack? An ab-gobbler.
52. Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It had the flu, and it was feeling quite fowl.
53. Why did the turkey refuse to fight the chicken? It didn’t want to have a beef.
54. Why do turkeys hate going to school? Because they get plucked in dodgeball.
55. What do you call a turkey with a suntan? A bronzed gobbler.
56. Why don’t turkeys like talking to people? They’re always getting stuffed in conversations.
57. Why did the turkey apply for a job? It was tired of working for chicken feed.
58. Why was the turkey proud of its feathers? It was really puffing up its chest.
59. What do you call a turkey that’s afraid of heights? A low-gobbler.
60. Why did the turkey get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
61. Why did the vegetarian turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.
62. Why did the turkey go to the North Pole? It wanted to gobble up the cold!
63. What do you call a turkey on a skateboard? A roll-gobbler.
64. What do you call a turkey that likes to swim? A diving gobbler.
65. Why did the turkey start a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
66. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want. It can’t hear you!
67. Why was the turkey on the computer? It was updating its pecking order.
68. How does a turkey show its age? By the rings around its neck.
69. Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble? They never learned to say please.
70. Why did the turkey climb the tree? It wanted to gobble from above.
71. Why did the turkey eat its homework? Because it was a little peckish!
72. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it was a big hit!
73. How do you know a turkey is under the weather? When it gets a fowl cold.
74. What do you call a turkey that can sing? A gobble-ette!
75. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? Wing-ups!
76. What do you call a turkey at a disco? A gobble-getter!
77. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!
78. Why don’t turkeys use iPhones? They’re afraid of getting roasted on social media.
79. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? The survivor.
80. Why did the turkey refuse to play hide and seek? It was afraid of being spotted.
81. What do you call a turkey that’s always on time? Punctu-gobble.
82. What do you call a turkey that likes to watch TV? A remote gobbler.
83. What do you call a turkey that dreams a lot? An ambitious gobbler.
84. Why did the turkey become a banker? It liked the sound of “gobble” bonds.
85. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
86. Why do turkeys make poor secretaries? They tend to gobble the information.
87. Why did the turkey refuse a promotion? It didn’t want to work on weekends.
88. Why did the turkey go to jail? It was a repeat offender of gobble-conduct.
89. Why do turkeys always finish last? Because they take their sweet old gobbler-time.
90. What do you call a turkey on a trampoline? A high-gobbler.
91. What do you call a turkey who’s lost its feathers? A skinny gobbler.
92. Why did the turkey buy a watch? It wanted to be on gobble time.
93. Why did the turkey refuse to go into the haunted house? It was chicken!
94. Why do turkeys always carry a pencil? They like to draw the line.
95. What do you call a turkey that’s a good listener? An ear-gobbler.
96. Why was the turkey at the dentist? It wanted to improve its peck-uliar smile.
97. Why did the turkey get a job in the bakery? Because it kneaded dough.
98. What do you call a turkey that likes taking risks? A daring gobbler.
99. Why did the turkey open a detective agency? It wanted to solve some fowl play.
100. Why do turkeys never get lost? Because they always follow their peck-uliar instincts.
101. Why was the turkey at the library? It wanted to read a gobble-graphy.
102. Why did the turkey apply sunscreen? It didn’t want to get roasted.
103. Why don’t turkeys play basketball? They are afraid of getting dunked on.
104. Why did the turkey wear red sneakers? It wanted to go faster.
105. What do you call a turkey that likes to run? A jog-gobbler.
106. Why did the turkey bring a suitcase to the farm? It was ready for a new peck-ginning.
107. Why did the turkey eat light bulbs? It wanted to have a bright idea.
108. What do you call a turkey that loves the beach? A sand-gobbler.
109. Why did the turkey ride a bike? It was tired of being cooped up.
110. Why don’t turkeys use social media? They can’t keep their beaks shut.
111. Why did the turkey get a job at the post office? It wanted to go postal.
112. What do you call a turkey who loves winter? A snow-gobbler.
113. Why did the turkey go to the spa? It needed to be pampered.
114. What do you call a turkey that’s good at math? A calcu-gobbler.
115. What do you call a turkey who loves to read? A book-gobbler.
116. Why did the turkey become a teacher? It wanted to make a difference.
117. What do you call a turkey in a race? A speedy gobbler.
118. Why did the turkey become a photographer? It wanted to capture the moment.
119. Why was the turkey at the gym? It wanted to be fit and feathered.
120. What do you call a turkey that loves nature? An eco-gobbler.
121. Why did the turkey join the army? It wanted to serve its country.
122. Why did the turkey start a garden? It was time to turn over a new leaf.

We hope these turkey jokes tickled your taste buds for humor and had you gobbling with laughter! Even if they were a bit on the ‘corn’ side, it’s all part of the feast of fun. Thanks for joining us on this comedic journey. Stay tuned for more joke-filled articles to keep the laughter simmering!