120 Hilariously Corny Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Welcome to the world of hilarity and unabashed silliness with our delightful collection of corny jokes! Our handpicked list of 120 whimsical witticisms guarantees not only to induce hearty laughter but also lighten the atmosphere. From classic comedy to clever wordplay, animal antics to deliciously humorous jokes, these corny quips are so cheesy, they’re irresistibly funny!

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  1. I met a cornstalk today. It was really a-MAIZE-ing.
  2. Why did the corn join the band? Because it had the ears for it.
  3. What’s a corn’s favorite movie? “Field of Dreams.”
  4. How does corn greet each other? “A-maize-ing to meet you!”
  5. Did you hear about the cornstalks’ party? It was a shuck-ing good time!
  6. Why didn’t the corn go into the haunted house? It got too corn-fused.
  7. Why don’t corn kernels ever argue? They just pop when things heat up!
  8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the corn salad!
  9. What’s a corn’s favorite button on the TV remote? The pop-corn button.
  10. What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? “Where is pop corn?”
  11. How did the corn introduce its wife? “Meet my a-maize-ing spouse!”
  12. Why do corn cobs use smartphones? To keep up with the current ear.
  13. What’s a corn’s favorite sport? Ear-ockey.
  14. How does corn hold its pants up? With an ear-belt.
  15. How does a corn flirt? It whispers sweet nothings in your ear.
  16. Why did the corn go to therapy? It had an ear-resistible fear of popping.
  17. What’s a corn’s favorite type of music? Pop!
  18. Why don’t corn make good secret agents? Because they always crack under pressure.
  19. Why did the corn get a promotion? Because it was a-maize-ing at its job.
  20. Why do corn cobs never play hide and seek? They always get corn-ered.
  21. What do corn use for paying each other? Corn-coin.
  22. How does corn say goodbye? “See you ear!”
  23. Why did the corn go to school? To become a-MAIZE-ingly educated.
  24. What’s a corn’s favorite type of joke? Corny ones, of course!
  25. What’s the corn’s favorite holiday? Popcorn Day.
  26. Why did the corn stalk? It wanted to ear-drop on the conversation.
  27. What’s a corn’s favorite magical creature? A uni-corn!
  28. What did the corn say to the butter? “You’re really on a roll!”
  29. What’s a corn’s favorite ride at the theme park? The Cornousel.
  30. Why don’t corn go on dates? They’re already in an ear-resistible relationship.
  31. What’s a corn’s favorite part of a book? The corn-tents page.
  32. How does corn cheer on their favorite team? They shout, “Give me an ear!”
  33. What’s a corn’s favorite footwear? Kernel Sanders.
  34. Why don’t corn get lost? They always follow the corn-pass.
  35. Why are corn stalks the best listeners? Because they’re all ears.
  36. Why did the corn go to the dentist? To get its kernel filled.
  37. How does a corn stalk flirt? By giving corny compliments.
  38. Why did the corn become a baker? Because it kneaded dough!
  39. What’s a corn’s favorite exercise? Ear-obics.
  40. What does a corn say at a job interview? “I’m all ears!”
  41. What’s a corn’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing ear.
  42. How does a corn apologize? “I’m ear-ribly sorry!”
  43. Why did the corn go to the art exhibit? To see the a-maize-ing masterpieces.
  44. Why is corn such a good employee? It always pops up on time.
  45. What’s a corn’s favorite childhood game? Hide and go-seek with the ears.
  46. What’s a corn’s favorite video game? Kernel Kombat.
  47. Why did the corn get in trouble in school? It was caught ear-sering in class.
  48. What does a corn do when it gets a flat tire? It calls the ear service.
  49. What’s a corn’s favorite hobby? Ear knitting.
  50. What’s a corn’s favorite dessert? Ear-cream sundae.
  51. Why is corn such a good musician? It has great ears for music.
  52. How does a corn start its day? With an ear of coffee.
  53. What did the corn say to the microwave? “Pop me up!”
  54. What did the corn say to the farmer? “You are ear-resistible.”
  55. Why was the corn happy at the party? It was all ears.
  56. What does a corn do at a comedy club? It cracks up!
  57. Why did the corn go to the beach? It wanted to get popped.
  58. What did the corn say to the cob? “You’re a-maize-ing!”
  59. What did the corn cob say to the butter? “You make me feel all warm inside.”
  60. Why did the corn cross the road? To get to the other side of the cornfield.
  61. What’s a corn’s favorite pizza? Pepper-ear-ni!
  62. How does corn stay fit? It does a lot of popcorn-ups!
  63. What’s a corn’s favorite animal? The corn-dor.
  64. What’s a corn’s favorite TV show? “Ears of Our Lives.”
  65. Why did the corn go to the gym? To work on its corn-ditioning.
  66. What’s a corn’s favorite dance? The Pop-and-Lock.
  67. Why do corn never play chess? They always get corn-ered.
  68. What’s a corn’s favorite instrument? The ear-drums.
  69. How do corn celebrate their birthdays? With a popcorn party!
  70. What do you call a corn that’s good at drawing? A sketch ear-nel.
  71. What’s a corn’s favorite book? “The Amazing Adventures of Kernel Corn.”
  72. Why did the corn go to the disco? To get its popcorn on the dance floor.
  73. What’s a corn’s favorite thing about school? Ear-ithmetic.
  74. Why did the corn join the military? To become a kernel.
  75. What’s a corn’s favorite vegetable? Sweet peas, they’re ear-resistible!
  76. How does a cornstalk make a phone call? On its cell-ear phone.
  77. What’s a corn’s favorite bedtime story? “The Ear-resistible Kernel.”
  78. Why did the corn go to the cinema? To see the popcorn-ular movie.
  79. What’s a corn’s favorite playground game? Popscotch!
  80. How does corn say I love you? “I’m ear for you.”
  81. Why did the corn break up with its girlfriend? She was too corn-tentious.
  82. What did the popcorn say to the corn? “I’m your biggest fan.”
  83. Why did the corn go to the concert? To hear the music live and in ear-son.
  84. What’s a corn’s favorite fast food? Popcorn chicken.
  85. Why did the corn go to the spa? For an ear-rigation.
  86. What’s a corn’s favorite car? A Corn-vette.
  87. Why did the corn become a gardener? It had a green ear.
  88. What’s a corn’s favorite state? Nebraska, the Cornhusker state!
  89. What’s a corn’s favorite fashion accessory? An ear-ring.
  90. Why don’t corn play poker? They have a terrible poker face and it’s always too ear-ly for them.
  91. What’s a corn’s favorite type of painting? Ear-scape.
  92. Why did the corn go to space? To see the pop-cornstellation.
  93. What’s a corn’s favorite superhero? Captain A-maize-ica.
  94. Why did the corn go to jail? It was accused of being an ear-itant.
  95. What’s a corn’s favorite dinosaur? The Corn-ivore.
  96. How does a corn get around town? In its ear-mobile.
  97. Why did the corn go to the barber? It needed a trim; things were getting a little husky.
  98. What’s a corn’s favorite TV channel? The Pop-corn Channel.
  99. Why did the corn go to the university? To get an ear-degree.
  100. What did the corn say to its date? “I’m all ears!”
  101. What’s a corn’s favorite dance move? The pop-and-lock.
  102. Why did the corn go on a diet? It was feeling a bit corny.
  103. What’s a corn’s favorite part of a song? The ear-worm.
  104. Why did the corn become an actor? To get to the kernel of the character.
  105. What’s a corn’s favorite time of day? Ear-ly morning.
  106. Why did the corn break its leg? It slipped on a popcorn kernel.
  107. What’s a corn’s favorite restaurant? The Corn-ucopia.
  108. Why did the corn get glasses? It had trouble seeing far and near.
  109. What’s a corn’s favorite horror movie? “Children of the Corn.”
  110. Why did the corn go to the opera? To hear the corn-tenor.
  111. What’s a corn’s favorite country? Corn-ada.
  112. Why did the corn stalk the tomato? It couldn’t ketchup.
  113. What’s a corn’s favorite city? Corn-cinnati.
  114. Why did the corn become a writer? To tell its ear-y tales.
  115. What’s a corn’s favorite card game? Corn-fish.
  116. Why did the corn start a blog? To share its popcorn-ular ideas.
  117. What’s a corn’s favorite plant? Ear-nations.
  118. Why did the corn join the navy? To become an adm-ear-al.
  119. What’s a corn’s favorite dessert? Popcorn-brulee.
  120. Why did the corn go to the party? It heard there was going to be some popping music.

We hope this list of 120 corny jokes has brought a smile to your face and laughter into your day! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and these cheesy, corny jokes are just what the doctor ordered. So, share them, enjoy them, and keep the laughter rolling. Stay tuned for more humor, chuckles, and cheesy delights!