90 Turkey Jokes for Kids to Gobble Up Loads of Laughter

Get ready for a feast of fun with our collection of Turkey jokes for kids. Perfect for lightening the mood at the kid’s table or simply for a hearty giggle, these jokes offer a wholesome mix of wit and amusement. So, let’s carve into this laughter-filled turkey and serve up some chuckles!

1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? Because it was a double-crosser!
2. Why did the turkey refuse to fight the chicken? Because it was a poultry excuse!
3. Why was the turkey at the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite fruit? Gobble-berries!
5. What do you call a stuffed turkey? Full of it!
6. Why was the turkey proud? It was stuffed with confidence!
7. Why did the turkey join a band? It had the best drumstick skills!
8. Why do turkeys always win at baseball? They know the fowl line!
9. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
10. What do turkeys use to fix anything? Gobble glue!
11. How did the turkey win the race? It gobbled up the competition!
12. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google!”
13. What kind of math do turkeys love? Gobble-ometry!
14. Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table? It brought the stuffing!
15. Why did the turkey become a comedian? It was a real gobble-getter!
16. Why don’t turkeys ever get lost? They use Gobble Maps!
17. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Gobble-icious pie!
18. What’s a turkey’s favorite clothing? Feather Boas!
19. Why was the turkey good at football? It always got a touch-gobble!
20. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? It wanted to hatchet a plan!

21. Why did the turkey go to the moon? It wanted to gobble up some space!
22. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The Gobble-ena!
23. Why was the turkey a great actor? It could always wing it!
24. Why do turkeys make terrible secret agents? They always gobble their secrets!
25. How do turkeys pay for dinner? They put it on their bill!
26. Why was the turkey arrested? It was suspected of fowl play!
27. Why was the turkey so proud? Because it was stuffed with pride!
28. What do you call a turkey that can play the piano? A musical gobbler!
29. What do you call a turkey that likes to play sports? A ball-gobbler!
30. Why did the turkey go to school? To get a little more stuffing in his head!
31. Why don’t turkeys get along with chickens? They always quibble over pecking order!
32. Why was the turkey at the disco? It wanted to do the “Turkey Trot”!
33. Why did the turkey become a rock star? It was tired of just being a drumstick!
34. What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The gobble-in!
35. What do you call a turkey on a spaceship? An astro-gobbler!
36. Why did the turkey start a band? It heard the stuffing was great!
37. What do you call a turkey with an attitude? A sassy gobbler!
38. Why don’t turkeys play hide and seek? They’re always spotted when they gobble!
39. What do you call a turkey that can paint? A brush-gobbler!
40. Why did the turkey break up with the chicken? It was tired of the pecking order!
41. What do you call a turkey that loves candy? A gobble-gum!
42. Why did the turkey refuse to play cards? It was afraid of dealing with fowls!
43. Why don’t turkeys ever get stressed? They always keep their feathers unruffled!
44. What do turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing, they’re already stuffed!
45. Why did the turkey become a teacher? It was a real know-it-gobble!
46. Why don’t turkeys like fast food? They can’t catch it!
47. What’s a turkey’s favorite form of transportation? The gobble-copter!
48. Why did the turkey go to the library? To read “Gobble-let of Fire”!
49. Why did the turkey get a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon!
50. What do turkeys write their homework with? Gobble-ets!
51. Why was the turkey at the football game? It was ready to tackle the stuffing!
52. What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
53. Why was the turkey the drummer of the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
54. What’s a turkey’s favorite school subject? Gobble-raphy!
55. Why don’t turkeys fly? They prefer to ride the gravy train!
56. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To slide down the gobble-gobble slide!
57. What do you call a turkey that tells tall tales? A gobble-fibber!
58. Why did the turkey join the space program? It wanted to be a gobble-naut!
59. What do you call a turkey on a sunny day? A hot gobbler!
60. Why was the turkey good at tennis? It always served up a great gobble!
61. Why don’t turkeys use phones? They’re afraid of being put on hold!
62. What’s a turkey’s favorite story? The one about the mighty Gobble-stiltskin!
63. Why did the turkey join the orchestra? It had the right timbre!
64. What do you call a turkey with a suntan? A bask-gobbler!
65. What’s a turkey’s favorite exercise? The gobble-let squat!
66. What do you call a turkey that’s good at math? A calculator!
67. Why did the turkey become a detective? It was a master of fowl play!
68. Why did the turkey join the army? It wanted to serve in the gobble corps!
69. Why did the turkey become a baker? It was great at rolling dough!
70. What do you call a turkey on vacation? A travel-gobbler!
71. Why was the turkey at the theater? It got a role in “Gobble-let of Fire”!
72. What’s a turkey’s favorite song? “Gobble It All”!
73. Why did the turkey become a dancer? It mastered the gobble-ena!
74. What do turkeys wear to bed? Gobble-jamas!
75. Why did the turkey open a bakery? It kneaded the dough!
76. What’s a turkey’s favorite toy? A gobble-yo!
77. Why did the turkey visit the cornfield? It wanted to be a corn-gobbler!
78. What do you call a turkey who can’t keep a secret? A gobble-tattle!
79. What do you call a turkey that’s always sad? A sobble-gobbler!
80. What’s a turkey’s favorite superhero? Gobble-man!
81. Why did the turkey start a band? It had the drumsticks!
82. Why did the turkey go to the beach? It wanted to gobble up some sun!
83. What do you call a turkey who’s good at bowling? A strike-gobbler!
84. What do you call a turkey with glasses? A see-gobbler!
85. Why did the turkey write a book? It had a tale to gobble about!
86. Why did the turkey go to the circus? It was a juggle-gobbler!
87. Why did the turkey become a gardener? It loved to dig and gobble!
88. What do you call a turkey that likes to read? A book-gobbler!
89. What do turkeys wear to dinner parties? Gobble-tux!
90. Why did the turkey join the debate team? It was a master of squawk and talk!

We hope you and your little ones enjoyed our tasty collection of turkey jokes for kids. Share these laugh-out-loud jests with their friends to spread the joy of humor. Don’t forget to check back for more servings of child-friendly jokes and remember, a good laugh is the best seasoning for any day. Stay playful, stay funny, and keep the laughter gobbling!