300 Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes to Brighten Your Holidays

Tis the season to be jolly and share a hearty laugh! In this joy-filled article, we present a delightful collection of 100 Christmas jokes to fill your holiday season with mirth and cheer. From Santa Claus and reindeer antics to festive puns and merry one-liners, these jokes are perfect for gatherings, holiday parties, or simply bringing a smile to your loved ones’ faces. Get ready for some festive fun and let the laughter ring through the halls this Christmas!

Santa Claus Jokes

1. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
2. What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
3. What does Santa use to keep his suits wrinkle-free? Claus-starch.
4. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claus.
5. What’s Santa’s favorite snack? Crisp Pringles.
6. Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
7. What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
8. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
9. What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
10. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
11. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia!
12. Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
13. What do you call Santa living in Miami? Lost Claus.
14. What do you call a slow Santa at work? Santa Pause.
15. What do you call a Santa who walks backwards? Santa Recede.
16. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch!
17. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? He had low “elf”-esteem.
18. Who is Santa’s favorite female pop star? Beyon-sleigh.
19. What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly ranchers!
20. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!
21. Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so proud? Because it was stuffed.
22. What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards.
23. What do you call a Santa who sings out of tune? Elfis Presley.
24. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
25. What do you call a wet Santa? Claustra-phobic.
26. What do you call a Santa who doesn’t like children? Krisp Grumble.
27. Why does Santa love gardening? Because he goes “hoe, hoe, hoe”!
28. Why does Santa always carry an umbrella? Just in case of “rain-deer”.
29. What’s Santa’s favorite type of potato? Roast!
30. How does Santa clean his kitchen? He uses Comet!
31. Why is Santa good at karate? He has a black belt.
32. What do you call a Santa with a beard? A bristle-crisis.
33. Why does Santa wear red? Because it suits him!
34. What’s Santa’s dog called? Santa Paws.
35. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
36. What’s Santa’s favorite breakfast food? Frosted Flakes.
37. How does Santa take pictures? With his North Polaroid!
38. How does Santa keep fit? He does “elf”-robics.
39. Why was the Christmas tree proud at the Christmas party? It had a lot of balls.
40. What do you call Father Christmas on the beach? Sandy Claus.
41. How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house!
42. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
43. What do you call a scared Santa? Claus-trophobic.
44. What do you call a Santa who has the flu? Claus-trophobic.
45. What do you call a Santa who can play the guitar? Santa Rock-claus.
46. What do you call Santa when he uses bad language? Rude-olph.
47. What do you call a Santa who lost his pants? Saint Knickerless.
48. What is Santa’s favorite part of the school year? The elf-abet.
49. What do you call a Santa who can’t stop watching TV? Santa Remote-claus.
50. What do you call a Santa who drinks too much? Drunk-laust.
51. How does Santa stay safe while out delivering gifts? He always buckles his Claus-trophobic!

52. What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
53. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
54. What do you call a Santa with a large beard? Santa Claws.
55. Why did Santa go to the barber? He needed a trim for his ‘elf.
56. Why is Santa Claus always smiling? He knows where all the bad girls live.
57. Why does Santa always carry a map? He doesn’t want to get caught in a Claus-trophobic situation!
58. What do you call a Santa who lost his gifts? A Claus for concern.
59. How does Santa maintain his red suit? He Claus-tarches it regularly.
60. What do you call a Santa who is stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobic.
61. What do you call a scared Santa Claus? Panic Claus.
62. How does Santa take his coffee? Like his suit – dark and rich!
63. What does Santa Claus use when he goes fishing? His north pole!
64. How does Santa keep fit? He always ‘belly’ dances around the Christmas tree.
65. What is Santa’s favorite kind of potato? Yule-tide taters.
66. What do you call a Santa who loves pastries? Santa Crust.
67. Why does Santa love all his little helpers? He has ‘elf’ esteem.
68. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses.
69. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
70. What’s Santa’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jolly.
71. What do you call a Santa who steals? Santa Con.
72. What does Santa like to eat in the garden? Elf-alfa sprouts.
73. Why does Santa always use the chimney? Because it soots him!
74. What is Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Jolly Ranchers.
75. Why does Santa always bring his umbrella? Just in case of “rain-deer”.
76. What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
77. How does Santa keep his suit wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
78. What do you call a Santa with a beard? A bristle-crisis.
79. How does Santa like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even.
80. What do you call a Santa who skips Christmas? A flake
81. What do you call a Santa who’s bad at his job? Inept Kringle.
82. Why did Santa go to a therapist? He no longer believed in himself.
83. Why does Santa always go to music school? He has a great ‘presents’.
84. What does Santa read when he takes a break? His Clause-titution.
85. What do you call a Santa who only works one day a year? Claus-trophobic.
86. Why does Santa always have a smile on his face? He’s a jolly old ‘elf’.
87. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a ‘log’.
88. What do you call a Santa with no elves? A self-made Claus.
89. How does Santa keep fit? He does ‘elf’-robics.
90. What do you call a Santa who takes too many breaks? A pause clause.
91. What is Santa’s favorite exercise? Elf-lifting.
92. What do you call a Santa who’s won an award? Santa Applause.
93. Why did Santa start gardening? He wanted to hoe, hoe, hoe.
94. What do you call a Santa that doesn’t visit houses? A Claus for alarm.
95. What do you call a Santa who takes too many breaks? A Claus-trophobic.
96. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney? Because it soots him.
97. What is Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
98. What do you call a Santa with a large beard? Santa Claws.
99. What do you call a Santa that doesn’t move? Pause Claus.
100. What do you call a Santa who can play the guitar? Santa Rock-claus.

Christmas Tree Jokes

101. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
102. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
103. What do you call a cat on a Christmas tree? A fur tree.
104. Why are Christmas trees bad knitters? They always drop their needles.
105. Why was the Christmas tree proud at the Christmas party? It had a lot of balls.
106. What do you call a nervous Christmas tree? A treembling.
107. How does a Christmas tree get a haircut? A trim!
108. What do you call a very small Christmas tree? A mini-tree.
109. Why was the Christmas tree feeling down? It had the Christmas blues.
110. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common? They both drop their needles.
111. How does a Christmas tree keep its breath fresh? Orna-mints.
112. What do you call an artificial Christmas tree? A faux fir.
113. Why don’t Christmas trees like to sew? They keep losing their needles!
114. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.
115. What do you call a Christmas tree with a lot of ornaments? A drag tree.
116. Why did the Christmas tree go to school? To get a little tree-education.
117. Why was the Christmas tree stinking? It forgot to put on pine-scent.
118. What did the Christmas tree wear to the Christmas party? A pine tie.
119. Why was the Christmas tree a bad roommate? He always hogged the lights.
120. Why was the Christmas tree so proud? He was pining for attention.
121. Why was the Christmas tree good at math? It was good at treegonometry.
122. Why was the Christmas tree at the doctor’s office? It was feeling pine-ill.
123. What does a Christmas tree like to knit? A sweater that fits to a tee.
124. Why are Christmas trees so good at knitting? They are always picking up stitches.
125. How do you know if a Christmas tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark!
126. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple.
127. Why did the Christmas tree visit the bank? To check his bough-lance.
128. What do you call a Christmas tree that can sing? A tree-tenor.
129. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.
130. Why do Christmas trees make terrible reporters? They just repeat what they fir.
131. How does a Christmas tree keep its suit fresh? It uses pine-sol.
132. What does the Christmas tree do when it’s in trouble? It goes to tree-hab.
133. What do you call a Christmas tree that likes to swim? A diving pine.
134. Why did the Christmas tree visit the psychologist? It had tinselitis.
135. What did the Christmas tree say to the bauble? “You light up my life.”
136. How does a Christmas tree shop? It checks the bough-tique.
137. Why don’t Christmas trees pass their exams? Because they get stumped by the questions.
138. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
139. How does a Christmas tree ask for food? “Can I have some more, ornaments?”
140. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
141. What do you call a cat on a Christmas tree? A catastrophe.
142. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
143. Why was the Christmas tree proud at the Christmas party? It had a lot of balls.
144. Why did the Christmas tree go to the hair salon? It wanted a new ‘do.
145. What do Christmas trees wear to a Christmas party? Pine stripe pants.
146. Why are Christmas trees good at playing chess? They always start with the right move.
147. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “Why do you always hang around?”
148. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints.
149. What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common? They both drop their needles.
150. Why don’t Christmas trees like to sew? They keep losing their needles!
151. What do you call a fast Christmas tree? A pine-thlete.
152. Why don’t Christmas trees drink coffee? Because it might cause a pining sensation.
153. What do you call a tree that doubts Christmas? A skeptical.
154. Why are Christmas trees great burglars? Because they always have a lot of ‘presents’.
155. What does a Christmas tree and a cat have in common? Both have lots of climbing and scratching.
156. Why did the Christmas tree go to the hospital? It lost its needles.
157. Why was the Christmas tree bad at knitting? It kept losing its needles.
158. How does a Christmas tree keep time? With a clock around its branches.
159. Why don’t Christmas trees use computers? They are afraid of Windows.
160. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
161. Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? They always drop their needles.
162. How does a Christmas tree get a haircut? A trim!
163. Why did the Christmas tree get a timeout? It was pining for attention.
164. Why did the Christmas tree go to the party? To spruce things up.
165. What does a Christmas tree and a cat have in common? Both have lots of climbing and scratching.
166. Why do Christmas trees always get into trouble? They can’t help pining for mischief.
167. What do you call a tree that doubts Christmas? A skeptical.
168. What does a Christmas tree and a bunny have in common? Both have hopping and dropping.
169. Why did the Christmas tree take a nap? It was bushed.
170. Why was the Christmas tree at the barbershop? It was pining for a trim.
171. Why was the Christmas tree a great musician? It knew the scales.
172. Why don’t Christmas trees ever get lost? Because they always stay pined.
173. How does a Christmas tree keep its suit fresh? It uses pine-sol.
174. What did one Christmas tree say to the other? “You light up my life.”
175. Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It had a root problem.
176. Why was the Christmas tree bad at chess? It always lost its pawns.
177. Why don’t Christmas trees ever get lost? They always stay rooted.
178. What do you call a Christmas tree that can’t stand? A fallen pine.
179. Why did the Christmas tree get a ticket? It broke the law of pine and order.
180. Why was the Christmas tree a bad roommate? It was always shedding needles.
181. What do you call a Christmas tree that practices yoga? A tree pose.
182. What did the Christmas tree say to the fireplace? Stop burning my friends.
183. Why was the Christmas tree afraid of the cat? It didn’t want to be clawed.
184. How does a Christmas tree get around? It pines for a ride.
185. What do you call a Christmas tree that is unhappy? A pine in the neck.
186. What do Christmas trees and smartphones have in common? Both have a lot of contacts.
187. Why was the Christmas tree good at poker? It always had a good hand.
188. Why did the Christmas tree go to jail? It was a treesome suspect.
189. What do you call a Christmas tree that always messes up? A blunder pine.
190. How does a Christmas tree keep its needles sharp? It goes to the pinesmith.
191. Why was the Christmas tree a bad artist? It could only draw needles.
192. Why do Christmas trees never go to school? They already have enough saps.
193. What do Christmas trees and good students have in common? Both stand up straight.
194. Why did the Christmas tree bring a sun hat? It didn’t want to get a sunburn.
195. What do Christmas trees and chickens have in common? Both have combs.
196. What did the Christmas tree say to the sun? You’re too bright.
197. What does a Christmas tree and a dragon have in common? Both have scales.
198. What do you call a Christmas tree that can’t stand up straight? A lean on me.
199. Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble? It was being knotty.
200. Why was the Christmas tree always in trouble? It couldn’t stick to its roots.

Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes

201. Knock knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!
202. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never guess!
203. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use, I forgot my name again!
204. Knock knock. Who’s there? Clara. Clara who? Clara the way, I’m bringing the Christmas tree!
205. Knock knock. Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf I had a shorter list, I’d be done with my Christmas shopping.
206. Knock knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree!
207. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chris. Chris who? Christmas is just around the corner!
208. Knock knock. Who’s there? Noel. Noel who? No L, just K-N-O-C-K!
209. Knock knock. Who’s there? Donner. Donner who? Donner forget to leave out the milk and cookies!
210. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? Pudding on my Christmas sweater!
211. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice. Ice who? Icy you got your Christmas lights up!
212. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log all the Christmas fun we’ve had this year!
213. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy cane you hear the sleigh bells?
214. Knock knock. Who’s there? Comet. Comet who? Comet me bro, you think you can wrap presents faster?
215. Knock knock. Who’s there? Drum. Drum who? Drumming on Christmas Eve, can’t wait for Santa!
216. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eggnog. Eggnog who? Eggnog-nize me with my Santa beard?
217. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frost. Frost who? Frost-y the Snowman, of course!
218. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivy. Ivy who? Ivy wishing you a Merry Christmas!
219. Knock knock. Who’s there? Joy. Joy who? Joy to the world, it’s Christmas time!
220. Knock knock. Who’s there? North Pole. North Pole who? North Pole-ase, can I have another candy cane?
221. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? Mistletoe you I loved Christmas!
222. Knock knock. Who’s there? Carol. Carol who? Carol the Christmas bells!
223. Knock knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa letter asking if you’ve been good this year!
224. Knock knock. Who’s there? Reindeer. Reindeer who? Reindeer tracks lead Santa to your house!
225. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tinsel. Tinsel who? Tinsel town is lit up for Christmas!
226. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wrap. Wrap who? Wrap up warm, it’s snowing out there!
227. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stocking. Stocking who? Stocking stuffers are my favorite part of Christmas!
228. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jingle. Jingle who? Jingle all the way to Christmas!
229. Knock knock. Who’s there? Turkey. Turkey who? Turkey and stuffing for Christmas dinner!
230. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bells. Bells who? Bells are ringing, it’s Christmas time!
231. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wise. Wise who? Wise-men came to see baby Jesus.
232. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cocoa. Cocoa who? Cocoa-l nights, warm fires, and Christmas cheer!
233. Knock knock. Who’s there? Pines. Pines who? Pines and needles, it’s time to decorate the tree!
234. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ginger. Ginger who? Gingerbread houses are so much fun to make!
235. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chestnut. Chestnut who? Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!
236. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sleigh. Sleigh who? Sleigh my name, Sleigh my name!
237. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frankincense. Frankincense who? Frankincense-sible gifts are the best!
238. Knock knock. Who’s there? Blizzard. Blizzard who? Blizzard Christmas cards coming your way!
239. Knock knock. Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal-d outside, isn’t it?
240. Knock knock. Who’s there? Scarf. Scarf who? Scarf down some Christmas cookies!
241. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wreath. Wreath who? Wreath-read the Christmas cheer!
242. Knock knock. Who’s there? Myrrh. Myrrh who? Myrrh-ry Christmas!
243. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ribbon. Ribbon who? Ribboning up the Christmas presents!
244. Knock knock. Who’s there? Rudolph. Rudolph who? Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer!
245. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mitten. Mitten who? Mitten around the Christmas tree!
246. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ornament. Ornament who? Ornaments are the sparkle of the Christmas tree!
247. Knock knock. Who’s there? December. December who? December 25th, the best day of the year!
248. Knock knock. Who’s there? Fireplace. Fireplace who? Fireplace is where I’ll hang my stocking!
249. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frostbite. Frostbite who? Frostbite happens when you eat too much ice cream!
250. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yule-tide. Yule-tide who? Yule-tide greetings to one and all!
251. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snowflake. Snowflake who? Snowflakes are falling, it’s a white Christmas!
252. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candy Cane. Candy Cane who? Candy Cane you believe it’s Christmas already?
253. Knock knock. Who’s there? Blizzard. Blizzard who? Blizzard me with presents!
254. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sleigh. Sleigh who? Sleigh what? Christmas is tomorrow!
255. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? Mistletoe’s hanging, you know what that means!
256. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bell. Bell who? Bell-ieve me, Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year!
257. Knock knock. Who’s there? Garland. Garland who? Garland up the Christmas tree with me!
258. Knock knock. Who’s there? Minced. Minced who? Minced pies are the best part of Christmas dinner!
259. Knock knock. Who’s there? Twinkle. Twinkle who? Twinkle lights brightening up the tree!
260. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gift. Gift who? Gift you didn’t see that present coming!
261. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cracker. Cracker who? Cracker joke to lighten the mood!
262. Knock knock. Who’s there? Partridge. Partridge who? Partridge in a pear tree!
263. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dove. Dove who? Dove Christmas cookies are fresh from the oven!
264. Knock knock. Who’s there? Jack Frost. Jack Frost who? Jack Frost is nipping at your nose!
265. Knock knock. Who’s there? Angel. Angel who? Angel on top of the Christmas tree!
266. Knock knock. Who’s there? Snowman. Snowman who? Snowman is complete without a carrot nose!
267. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cider. Cider who? Cider fire with a Christmas story!
268. Knock knock. Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goose is getting fat, must be Christmas!
269. Knock knock. Who’s there? Frosty. Frosty who? Frosty windows on Christmas morning!
270. Knock knock. Who’s there? Prancer. Prancer who? Prancer round the Christmas tree with me!
271. Knock knock. Who’s there? Polar. Polar who? Polar Express is my favorite Christmas movie!
272. Knock knock. Who’s there? Figgy. Figgy who? Figgy pudding for dessert!
273. Knock knock. Who’s there? Vixen. Vixen who? Vixen the Christmas lights so they’re just right!
274. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nutcracker. Nutcracker who? Nutcracker suite is my favorite ballet!
275. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eve. Eve who? Eve-ryone’s excited for Christmas morning!
276. Knock knock. Who’s there? Advent. Advent who? Advent calendar countdown starts today!
277. Knock knock. Who’s there? Epiphany. Epiphany who? Epiphany you know, Christmas is here!
278. Knock knock. Who’s there? Tidings. Tidings who? Tidings of joy come with the season!
279. Knock knock. Who’s there? Turtledove. Turtledove who? Turtledoves are a sign of Christmas love!
280. Knock knock. Who’s there? Greetings. Greetings who? Greetings of the season to you!
281. Knock knock. Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star of Bethlehem is shining bright!
282. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candle. Candle who? Candle light makes everything merry and bright!
283. Knock knock. Who’s there? Poinsettia. Poinsettia who? Poinsettia wishes for a joyful Christmas!
284. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cupid. Cupid who? Cupid’s bow is ready to shoot some Christmas joy!
285. Knock knock. Who’s there? Twelfth. Twelfth who? Twelfth night of Christmas and the tree is still standing!
286. Knock knock. Who’s there? Glitter. Glitter who? Glitter all over from wrapping gifts!
287. Knock knock. Who’s there? Toffee. Toffee who? Toffee apples for everyone!
288. Knock knock. Who’s there? Winter. Winter who? Winter wonderland is here!
289. Knock knock. Who’s there? Spice. Spice who? Spice up your Christmas with some gingerbread!
290. Knock knock. Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
291. Knock knock. Who’s there? Treetop. Treetop who? Treetop’s waiting for the angel!
292. Knock knock. Who’s there? Festive. Festive who? Festive spirit is all around!
293. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dasher. Dasher who? Dasher through the snow!
294. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bauble. Bauble who? Bauble trouble, too many to hang!
295. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stollen. Stollen who? Stollen Christmas cake for the evening!
296. Knock knock. Who’s there? Eggnog. Eggnog who? Eggnog some sense into Scrooge!
297. Knock knock. Who’s there? Humbug. Humbug who? Humbug if you’re not ready for Christmas!
298. Knock knock. Who’s there? Blitzen. Blitzen who? Blitzen through my Christmas shopping!
299. Knock knock. Who’s there? Presents. Presents who? Presents under the tree, Christmas morning’s a glee!
300. Knock knock. Who’s there? Plum. Plum who? Plum pudding’s ready, come and get it!

We hope these Christmas jokes have sprinkled your holiday season with laughter and added an extra dose of merriment to your celebrations. As the lights dim and the ornaments are carefully packed away, let the memories of these jovial jokes linger on. Carry the spirit of Christmas cheer with you all year round, and remember that a good laugh is a gift that keeps on giving. Here’s to a joyful and laughter-filled year ahead. Happy Holidays!