56 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes to Jingle Your Bells with Laughter

Open the door to holiday cheer with our festive collection of Christmas Knock Knock jokes. Perfect for infusing your Yuletide celebrations with hilarity or just for a merry chuckle, these jokes offer a snow-filled mix of wit and amusement. Get ready to unwrap this gift of Christmas comedy!

1. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claus!
2. What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle!
3. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
5. Why do Christmas trees like to knit? Because they’re so good at purling!
6. What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes? Comet the Comic!
7. How does a snowman get around? By riding an ‘icicle!
8. Why don’t Christmas trees ever go knitting? Because they always drop their needles!
9. Why does Santa go to therapy? Because of his Claus-trophobia!
10. What do you call Santa when he forgets his underpants? Saint Knickerless!
11. What do elves post on Social Media? Elf-ies!
12. Why does Santa Claus use reindeer? Because they have great ‘Santa’-mental value!
13. Why did Santa go to the barber? For a trim before the ‘holid-hair’ rush!
14. What do you call a reindeer ghost? A ‘Cari-boo!’
15. Why did Santa start practicing yoga? To improve his ‘elf!
16. How does Santa keep fit? He does ‘elf’-ercise!
17. What’s Santa’s favorite snack? Crisp ‘Pringle’!
18. What do elves use to take notes in school? Their ‘elf’-abets!
19. Why did Santa become a gardener? He loves to ‘poinsettia’!
20. What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap? A ‘ribbon-hood’!

21. What does Santa do when his suit gets dirty? He throws it into the ‘Claus-tarch’!
22. Why does Santa love gardening? Because he has a ‘green elf’ thumb!
23. Why is Christmas just like a regular day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!
24. Why is Santa so good at karate? Because he has a black belt!
25. What’s Santa’s favorite type of potato? ‘Yule-tide’!
26. Why does Santa always carry a map? Because he is afraid of getting ‘Claus-trophobic’!
27. Why is the alphabet different on Christmas? Because it has ‘no L’!
28. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby!
29. How do sheep greet each other at Christmastime? ‘Merry Christmas to ewe!’
30. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ‘abdominal snowman’!
31. Why does Santa like to work in his garden? Because he gets to ‘hoe, hoe, hoe’!
32. What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jingle’ Bells!
33. How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his ‘Claus-trophobia’!
34. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? He had low ‘elf’-esteem!
35. How does a snowman get around? By riding an ‘icicle’!
36. Why do Christmas trees like to knit? Because they’re so good at ‘purling’!
37. Why did Santa start practicing yoga? To improve his ‘elf’!
38. What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less!
39. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low ‘elf’ esteem!
40. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus!
41. Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
42. What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backward!
43. What do you call a scary reindeer? A cari-boo!
44. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
45. How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate? He has a black belt!
46. What do you call a Santa who takes a break? Santa Pause!
47. What’s red and white and falls down the chimney? Santa Klutz!
48. Why was the math book unhappy at Christmas? It had too many ‘problems’!
49. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph!
50. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
51. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas? Mistletoad!
52. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch!
53. Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart? Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks!
54. What do you call a Santa who sings in the rain? Christmas Caroller!
55. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
56. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!

We hope you’ve decked the halls with laughter with our Christmas Knock Knock joke selection. Share these holiday jests with your friends and family to spread the festive cheer. Remember to check back for more servings of humor, and never forget, a good laugh is like a Christmas gift—it brings joy to all. Stay jolly, stay funny, and keep the laughter ringing!