100 Christmas Dad Jokes That Will Jingle Your Funny Bones

Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a jolly ride with our compilation of 100 Christmas dad jokes! The holiday season wouldn’t be complete without the classic groan-inducing, eye-rolling, yet endearing humor that only dad jokes can provide. From Santa’s elves to Rudolph’s red nose, we’ve got puns and one-liners that will light up your Christmas just like a brightly decorated tree.

1. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claus.
2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
4. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
5. Why was the math book unhappy at Christmas? Because it had too many problems.
6. How does a snowman get around? By riding an ‘icicle’.
7. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
8. What do you call a scary reindeer? A cari-‘deer’.
9. What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies treats.
10. What does the Christmas tree like to knit? Purl ornaments.
11. Why is it always cold during Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrr.
12. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
13. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘hoe hoe hoe’.
14. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney? Because it soots him.
15. What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
16. Why did Santa go to music school? So he could improve his ‘wrap’.
17. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake.
18. How does Santa keep his clothes wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
19. What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? Merry Christmas to ewe.
20. What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly Ranchers, what else?
21. What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth.
22. Why did the ornament go to school? To get a little tree-education.
23. What do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper!
24. Why was the Christmas book so proud? It knew its ‘elf.
25. How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer.
26. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
27. What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
28. What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backward.
29. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claus.
30. What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes? Comet-dian.
31. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field.
32. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
33. Why did Santa go to therapy? He no longer believed in himself.
34. Why don’t Christmas trees knit? They always drop their needles.
35. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
36. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.
37. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.
38. What do you call a reindeer that tells good jokes? Comet.
39. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? Rude-olph.
40. What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling at Christmas? Mistle-toad.
41. Why did the snowman name his dog Frost? Because Frost-bites.
42. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
43. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
44. Why did Santa bring 22 deer to Walmart? Because what he wanted to buy was over 20 bucks.
45. How does Santa take his coffee? Like his Christmas presents – dark and strong.
46. Why don’t reindeer like talking to Easter Bunnies? Because they’re always ear-itating.
47. What do you call Father Christmas on the beach? Sandy Claus.
48. What did Santa say when he got stuck in the chimney? “Feels like flue season.”
49. Why was the math book unhappy at Christmas? It had too many ‘problems’.
50. What do you call a dog who works for Santa? Santa Paws.
51. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
52. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling blue? He had low ‘elf’ esteem.
53. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
54. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
55. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
56. Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his low ‘elf’ esteem.
57. What do you call an elf who can sing? A wrapper.
58. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claus.
59. Why did Santa go to the garden? He wanted to hoe, hoe, hoe.
60. What do you call a snowman that can walk? Snow-mobile.
61. What do you call a reindeer who tells jokes? A comic-deer.
62. Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket last Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a ‘no sleighing’ zone.
63. Why was the math book unhappy at Christmas? It had too many ‘problems’.
64. Why don’t Christmas trees knit? They always drop their needles.
65. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
66. How does Santa keep his suits wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
67. Why was the gingerbread man feeling crumby? He found out Santa Claus was ‘crumb-ing’ to town.
68. What do you call an elf who can sing? A wrapper.
69. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He felt crumby.
70. Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private ‘elf’ care.

71. Why does Santa always carry an umbrella? Just in case of “rein-dear.”
72. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I have no eye-deer.
73. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
74. What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backward.
75. Why does Santa like to work in his garden? Because he likes to ‘hoe, hoe, hoe’!
76. How does Santa keep his clothes wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
77. What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes? Comet-dian.
78. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
79. Why was the math book unhappy at Christmas? Because it had too many ‘problems’.
80. What do you call a scary reindeer? A cari-‘deer’.
81. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
82. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claus.
83. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
84. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
85. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners? RUDE-olph.
86. What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack.
87. How does Santa keep his clothes wrinkle-free? He uses Claus-tarch.
88. What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night.
89. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
90. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
91. What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs.
92. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
93. Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so proud? Because it was stuffed.
94. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
95. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claus.
96. How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!
97. Why did Santa go to music school? So he could improve his ‘wrap’.
98. What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backward.
99. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
100. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.

We hope these 100 Christmas dad jokes have left you with a belly full of laughs and a heart full of holiday cheer! Whether you’re a dad looking to keep the Christmas spirit alive with humor, or someone looking for a fun way to spread yuletide joy, these jokes will surely be a hit. So gather around the fireplace, share these jokes, and keep the Christmas laughter echoing through your home!