Ready to tickle your funny bone with the silliest form of humor? Welcome to our collection of ‘243 Hilariously Dumb Jokes to Make Your Day. These jokes are so silly, you won’t be able to stop yourself from laughing out loud. Be prepared to enter a world where logic takes a back seat and amusement is the driver. Remember, it’s all in good fun!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
- Why was the broom late? It overswept.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
- Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking gouda.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s too tired.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your dreams? A poultry-geist.
- Why was the math homework unhappy? It had too many problems.
- What’s a foot’s favorite type of chip? Doritoes.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.
- What do you call a monkey that likes potato chips? A chipmunk.
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
- Why did the golfer carry an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- What does a house wear? A dress.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
- Why was the math homework unhappy? It had too many problems.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your dreams? A poultry-geist.
- Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why can’t you trust a taco? It might spill the beans.
- Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.
- What do you call a monkey that likes potato chips? A chipmunk.
- What’s a foot’s favorite type of chips? Doritoes.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What does a house wear? A dress.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why was the broom late? It overswept.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
- Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking gouda.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s too tired.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
- Why was the broom late? It overswept.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
- Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking gouda.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s too tired.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your dreams? A poultry-geist.
- Why was the math homework unhappy? It had too many problems.
- What’s a foot’s favorite type of chip? Doritoes.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.
- What do you call a monkey that likes potato chips? A chipmunk.
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
- Why did the golfer carry an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- What does a house wear? A dress.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
- Why was the math homework unhappy? It had too many problems.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your dreams? A poultry-geist.
- Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why can’t you trust a taco? It might spill the beans.
- Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.
- What do you call a monkey that likes potato chips? A chipmunk.
- What’s a foot’s favorite type of chips? Doritoes.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What does a house wear? A dress.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why was the broom late? It overswept.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why did the golfer bring two pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
- Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking gouda.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s too tired.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your dreams? A poultry-geist.
- Why was the math homework unhappy? It had too many problems.
- What’s a foot’s favorite type of chip? Doritoes.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.
- What do you call a monkey that likes potato chips? A chipmunk.
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
- Why did the golfer carry an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- What does a house wear? A dress.
- Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
- Why was the math homework unhappy? It had too many problems.
- What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your dreams? A poultry-geist.
- Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- Why can’t you trust a taco? It might spill the beans.
- Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.
- What do you call a monkey that likes potato chips? A chipmunk.
- What’s a foot’s favorite type of chips? Doritoes.
- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints.
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- What does a house wear? A dress.
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
- Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
We hope you’ve enjoyed this whimsical tour of humor with our ‘243 Hilariously Dumb Jokes to Make Your Day. We trust these jokes have indeed brought a smile to your face and laughter to your day. Keep laughing, keep sharing, and keep looking for the humor in the everyday, no matter how silly it may be! Until next time, stay amused and keep chuckling!