200 Dinosaur Jokes for Kids That Will Roar with Laughter

Embark on a prehistoric journey of humor with our collection of dinosaur jokes for kids! Perfect for your little paleontologists or anyone seeking a dino-sized giggle, these jokes are sure to bring a Jurassic spark of joy. From funny T-Rex tales to witty raptor quips, it’s time to dig up some laughter.

1. Why don’t you ever hear a dinosaur bark? Because they’re all a little dino-sore.
2. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer? Comet!
3. How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? “Tea, Rex?”
4. Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them a joke twice!
5. What do you call a dinosaur with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus!
6. How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? The door won’t shut!
7. What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet!
9. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops.
10. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? “Coffee, dino-sir?”
11. What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
12. Why don’t dinosaurs make good comedians? They’re all extinct jokes!
13. What do you call a dinosaur ghost? A scare-o-saurus.
14. Why don’t dinosaurs ever play hide and seek? Because they always get spotted.
15. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat? Tyranno-sort-of-ranch-us.
16. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite bedtime story? ‘A dino-snore.’
17. Why are dinosaurs bad at cricket? They always get caught behind.
18. Why did the dinosaur bring an umbrella? Because he didn’t want to be a rain-o-saurus.
19. What do you call a dino who loves spicy food? A jalapeño-saurus!
20. How do dinosaurs decorate their bedrooms? With rep-tiles!

21. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite school subject? History, because they’re in it!
22. What do you call a dinosaur who can’t stay still? A fidget-o-saurus.
23. Why don’t dinosaurs ever go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll come back as fossil fuel!
24. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to read? A Read-o-saurus.
25. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive shoe collection? A Dino-sneaker-us!
26. Why don’t dinosaurs ever get lost? Because they always follow their dino-maps.
27. What do you call a dinosaur who is elected president? A Tyrannosaurus Exec.
28. How do we know dinosaurs liked fast food? They’re always found in greasy strata.
29. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus.
30. What do you call a dinosaur that loves cake? A dino-soar-us, because he’s always soaring for more cake!
31. Why don’t dinosaurs make good secret agents? Because they’re too easy to Jurassic!
32. What do you call a dinosaur that has a great singing voice? A Dinotonix!
33. Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor? Because he had a dino-sore throat!
34. How do we know dinosaurs were bad at tests? All their marks are in the Cretaceous!
35. What do you call a dinosaur who loves soccer? A goal-o-saurus.
36. What do you call a dinosaur that can’t make up its mind? A think-o-saurus.
37. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite game show? The Price is Meteor-ite.
38. What kind of dinosaur loves pancakes? A syrup-tops.
39. How can you tell if a dinosaur is sleeping? You hear them dino-snoring!
40. What do you call a dinosaur that’s always calm? The Tranquil-o-saurus.
41. What do you call a dinosaur who only eats plants? A veggie-saurus.
42. What do you call a dinosaur with high energy? Dynamo-saurus.
43. Why don’t dinosaurs write novels? Because their stories are all too fossil-ated!
44. What do you call a dinosaur that tells scary stories? A fright-o-saurus.
45. What did the dinosaur say when he saw a volcano? “That’s lava trouble.”
46. What do you call a dinosaur who is a cleaning maniac? A tidy-saur!
47. What do you call a dinosaur who is always looking at the bright side? An opti-mist-ic-saurus!
48. What do you call a dinosaur that never takes a bath? A stink-o-saurus.
49. What do you call a dinosaur who likes to swim? A dive-o-saurus.
50. Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because they’re dead.
51. What do you call a dinosaur that wears glasses? A dino-see-saurus.
52. What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A tricera-cop!
53. What do you call a dinosaur who likes to play with cars? An auto-saurus.
54. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite day of the week? Tyrannosaurus Tuesday!
55. What do you call a dinosaur that is good at gardening? A green-thumbs-up-saurus!
56. What do you call a dinosaur with an iPhone? A tech-nosaurus.
57. What do you call a dinosaur that likes salsa? A diplo-docus.
58. What do you call a dinosaur that’s really good at basketball? A dunkleosteus!
59. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to draw? A sketch-o-saurus.
60. Why did the dinosaur become a firefighter? To become a flame-o-saurus!
61. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite dance? The dino-soar.
62. What do you call a dinosaur who knows a lot about stars? An astro-saurus.
63. What do you call a dinosaur who is good at boxing? A punch-o-saurus.
64. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite fruit? A dino-saur apple!
65. What do you call a dinosaur with a lot of spikes? A point-o-saurus.
66. What do you call a dinosaur who is an expert at jumping? A leap-o-saurus.
67. Why did the dinosaur refuse to fight in the war? He was a dino-saur pacifist!
68. What do you call a dinosaur who is always bragging? A boast-o-saurus.
69. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of music? Rock!
70. What do you call a dinosaur with a fast car? A speed-o-saurus.
71. Why did the dinosaur bring a suitcase to the museum? He wanted to pack his trunk with fossils!
72. What do you call a dinosaur with an alarm clock? A wake-up-saurus.
73. What do you call a dinosaur who is an incredible chef? A cook-o-saurus.
74. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite part of a joke? The pterodactyl!
75. What do you call a dinosaur that is always tired? A nap-o-saurus.
76. What do you call a dinosaur with a big brain? A think-o-saurus.
77. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to take pictures? A photo-saurus.
78. What do you call a dinosaur who is a great leader? A boss-o-saurus.
79. Whatdo you call a dinosaur with a sunburn? A bronto-sore-us.
80. What do you call a dinosaur that’s good at baseball? A dino-score-us.
81. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of exercise? Rawr-obics!
82. What do you call a dinosaur that works at a bakery? A dough-nosaur.
83. What do you call a dinosaur who is a firefighter? A hose-o-saurus.
84. What do you call a dinosaur that can pick up radio stations? A stereophonic-saurus!
85. What do you call a dinosaur that knows all the words to songs? A sing-o-saurus.
86. What do you call a dinosaur with excellent hearing? An ear-o-saurus.
87. What do you call a dinosaur who is always happy? A grin-o-saurus.
88. Why can’t a T-Rex clap its hands? Because it’s extinct!
89. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dance? A tango-saurus.
90. What do you call a dinosaur that makes furniture? A carpenter-saurus.
91. What do you call a dinosaur who is good at selling things? A sell-o-saurus.
92. What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? A gummy-saurus.
93. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to read newspapers? A news-o-saurus.
94. What do you call a dinosaur who is good at measuring things? A scale-o-saurus.
95. What do you call a dinosaur that loves chocolate? A cocoa-saurus.
96. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to go to the beach? A sandy-saurus.
97. What do you call a dinosaur who likes ice cream? A sundae-saurus.
98. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a pastry chef? A pie-ceratops!
99. What do you call a dinosaur that can swim fast? A speedo-saurus.
100. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to play chess? A checkmate-o-saurus.
101. What do you call a dinosaur that loves playing with toy trains? A track-o-saurus.
102. What do you call a dinosaur that can change colors? A chameleon-o-saurus.
103. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to sing? A music-o-saurus.
104. What do you call a dinosaur who can play the drums? A beat-o-saurus.
105. What do you call a dinosaur who is a movie star? A film-o-saurus.
106. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to run? A sprint-o-saurus.
107. What do you call a dinosaur that’s really bad at spelling? A typo-saurus.
108. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dig? An archaeol-o-gist-saurus!
109. What do you call a dinosaur that’s scared of the dark? A nightlight-o-saurus.
110. What do you call a dinosaur who never stops eating? A munch-o-saurus.
111. What do you call a dinosaur who loves bowling? A strike-o-saurus.
112. What do you call a dinosaur that can’t stay awake? A drowsy-saurus.
113. What do you call a dinosaur who is always laughing? A giggle-o-saurus.
114. What do you call a dinosaur who can see in the dark? A night-vision-saurus.
115. What do you call a dinosaur who likes to collect coins? A penny-saurus.
116. What do you call a dinosaur who is a great sailor? A mast-o-saurus.
117. What do you call a dinosaur who is always late? A tardy-saurus.
118. What do you call a dinosaur who loves fishing? A bait-o-saurus.
119. What do you call a dinosaur who is always getting lost? A where-is-he-saurus.
120. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to watch TV? A channel-saurus.
121. What do you call a dinosaur who likes winter? A snow-saurus.
122. What do you call a dinosaur who loves making art? A paint-o-saurus.
123. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to study? A learn-o-saurus.
124. What do you call a dinosaur who likes gardening? A plant-o-saurus.
125. What do you call a dinosaur who is always cold? A freeze-o-saurus.
126. What do you call a dinosaur who loves candy? A sweet-o-saurus.
127. What do you call a dinosaur who is a great swimmer? A splash-o-saurus.
128. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to go hiking? A trail-o-saurus.
129. What do you call a dinosaur who is a great baker? A flour-o-saurus.
130. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to take baths? A bubble-o-saurus.
131. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat vegetables? A veggie-o-saurus.
132. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play video games? A game-o-saurus.
133. What do you call a dinosaur who loves the sun? A sunny-saurus.
134. What do you call a dinosaur who is a great gymnast? A flip-o-saurus.
135. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat pizza? A slice-o-saurus.
136. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to jump on trampolines? A bounce-o-saurus.
137. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to read books? A story-o-saurus.
138. What do you call a dinosaur who is great at yoga? A stretch-o-saurus.
139. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat popcorn? A pop-o-saurus.
140. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to make puzzles? A jigsaw-o-saurus.
141. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to build with blocks? A brick-o-saurus.
142. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play soccer? A goal-o-saurus.
143. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play on swings? A swing-o-saurus.
144. What do you call a dinosaur who is a great detective? A clue-o-saurus.
145. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat grapes? A grape-o-saurus.
146. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat apples? An apple-o-saurus.
147. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to ride bikes? A bike-o-saurus.
148. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to climb trees? A climb-o-saurus.
149. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to listen to music? A tune-o-saurus.
150. What do you call a dinosaur who is always thirsty? A drink-o-saurus.
151. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to make paper airplanes? A fly-o-saurus.
152. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to write? A write-o-saurus.
153. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play catch? A catch-o-saurus.
154. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play with dolls? A doll-o-saurus.
155. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play basketball? A hoop-o-saurus.
156. What do you call a dinosaur who loves tojump on a trampoline? A bounce-o-saurus.
157. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play the piano? A piano-saurus.
158. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to watch cartoons? A toon-o-saurus.
159. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to take pictures? A photo-saurus.
160. What do you call a dinosaur who is a great cook? A chef-o-saurus.
161. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to knit? A knit-o-saurus.
162. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play card games? A card-o-saurus.
163. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to wear hats? A hat-o-saurus.
164. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to tell jokes? A joke-o-saurus.
165. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to go on slides? A slide-o-saurus.
166. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to read comic books? A comic-o-saurus.
167. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to build sand castles? A sandcastle-o-saurus.
168. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to dance in the rain? A raindance-o-saurus.
169. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play tag? A tag-o-saurus.
170. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to fly kites? A kite-o-saurus.
171. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to draw? A draw-o-saurus.
172. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play hide and seek? A hide-o-saurus.
173. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to build legos? A lego-o-saurus.
174. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to go camping? A camp-o-saurus.
175. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to watch stars? A star-o-saurus.
176. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to do magic tricks? A magic-o-saurus.
177. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play with toy cars? A vroom-o-saurus.
178. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat cupcakes? A cupcake-o-saurus.
179. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play hopscotch? A hop-o-saurus.
180. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play with puppets? A puppet-o-saurus.
181. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat bananas? A banana-o-saurus.
182. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to ride scooters? A scooter-o-saurus.
183. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to do cartwheels? A wheel-o-saurus.
184. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to swim in the pool? A pool-o-saurus.
185. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play on the seesaw? A seesaw-o-saurus.
186. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to build towers? A tower-o-saurus.
187. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play with toy planes? A plane-o-saurus.
188. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to make crafts? A craft-o-saurus.
189. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to have tea parties? A tea-o-saurus.
190. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play on the monkey bars? A monkeybar-o-saurus.
191. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play with marbles? A marble-o-saurus.
192. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play in the snow? A snow-o-saurus.
193. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat ice cream cones? A cone-o-saurus.
194. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to paint pictures? A paintbrush-o-saurus.
195. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to play with puzzles? A puzzle-o-saurus.
196. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to roller skate? A skate-o-saurus.
197. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to eat strawberries? A strawberry-o-saurus.
198. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to build with blocks? A block-o-saurus.
199. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to do somersaults? A somersault-o-saurus.
200. What do you call a dinosaur who loves to go on adventures? An adventure-o-saurus.

We hope these dinosaur jokes have had you and your little ones roaring with laughter! Share these dino-mite gags with friends, classmates, and family to spread the fun. Stay tuned for more kid-friendly humor and remember, a day filled with laughter is never extinct. Keep chuckling, and keep exploring the funny side of the Jurassic world!