75 Peeling Good Banana Jokes to Make Your Day A-peel-ing

Slip into a fun-filled world of humor with our collection of banana jokes. These jests are guaranteed to peel layers of laughter, making your day as sunny and sweet as a ripe banana. Whether you’re a fruit enthusiast or someone who cherishes a hearty chuckle, these jokes are sure to brighten your mood.

1. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
2. What’s a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? The splits.
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well.
4. Why don’t bananas ever take the exam? Because they always find themselves in a split.
5. What do you call a banana who likes to dance? A banana shake.
6. Why don’t bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel!
7. What do you call a banana who’s a bad sport? A sore peeler.
8. How do bananas flirt? They wink and say, “I find you very a-peeling.”
9. What’s a banana’s favorite pick-up line? Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
10. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
11. Why did the banana fail its driving test? It peeled out too early.
12. How do you catch a squirrel with a banana? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
13. Why don’t bananas have to do laundry? They always wear yellow.
14. Why don’t bananas ever get lost? Because they always go straight to the banana stand.
15. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peel and roll.
16. Why don’t bananas use phones? They’re afraid they might slip up.
17. Why don’t bananas like spicy food? It makes them peel faster.
18. What did the grape say to the banana? Stop peeling around!
19. How do bananas get down the stairs? They peel out.
20. Why are bananas good at math? They know all the angles from the banana split.

21. What do you call a fast banana? A peel-eater.
22. Why did the banana join the gym? To get in good shape.
23. How do you describe an apology from a banana? It was very a-peeling.
24. Why are bananas such great comedians? They know how to peel a crowd.
25. Why did the banana go to the disco? To do the banana split!
26. What do you call a banana in the sun? A banana bake.
27. How do you open a banana? With a monkey!
28. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls? A banana smoothie.
29. What’s a banana’s favorite school subject? Geometry, because of all the angles in a banana split.
30. How does a banana get out of jail? It slips out.
31. Why did the banana wear a disguise? It wanted to go undercover.
32. What do you call an athletic banana? A runner bean.
33. Why did the banana go to the therapist? It couldn’t cope with the pressure of being a-peeling.
34. What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? The peel-ates.
35. Why did the banana break up with the apple? It found her un-peeling.
36. What’s the difference between a banana and an elephant? You can’t peel an elephant.
37. What do you call a royal banana? A banana king.
38. How does a banana propose? It kneels before it peels.
39. Why don’t bananas wear shoes? They prefer to go barefoot.
40. What does a banana say when it answers the phone? “Yellow?”
41. Why don’t bananas ever get tired? Because they don’t run, they peel out.
42. Why did the banana take a break? It needed to recharge its peel.
43. What do you call a tough banana? A banana hard peel.
44. Why are bananas always at the bottom of the fruit bowl? Because they’re a little yellow.
45. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the banana peel.
46. Why was the banana so smooth? It always knew how to peel the moment.
47. What do you call a fashionable banana? A banana in peel.
48. What’s a banana’s favorite type of shoe? Slippers.
49. Why was the baby banana so cute? It was just so a-peeling.
50. What does a banana do when it sees a ghost? It peels its skin!
51. How does a banana get its hair done? In bunches.
52. Why was the banana a good listener? It was all ears.
53. Why did the banana go to school? To get a little ripe and peel-igent.
54. What’s a banana’s favorite place to visit? The peel-ippines.
55. How does a banana write a letter? It peels a pen and paper.
56. Why don’t bananas ever get surprised? You can’t shock them, they’ve seen too much peel-ness.
57. Why are bananas never lonely? They hang out in bunches.
58. How does a banana get promoted? It has a-peel.
59. Why did the banana get a new haircut? It wanted a fresh peel.
60. Why are bananas good secret keepers? They never peel and tell.
61. What does a banana say to its friend when it’s leaving? “Peel you later!”
62. Why don’t bananas ever win at poker? They always fold under peel pressure.
63. Why do bananas always know the gossip? They keep their ears to the bunch.
64. Why do bananas make good detectives? They always peel back the truth.
65. Why are bananas never on time? They always split.
66. Why did the banana get the job? It had the right a-peel.
67. How do bananas take their coffee? With sugar, no peel.
68. Why did the banana go to the party? To peel the night away.
69. How do bananas say hello? They give each other a peel.
70. Why was the banana a great editor? It had an eye for a-peel-ing content.
71. Why do bananas never get bored? They always find a way to split.
72. Why did the banana never get promoted? It kept slipping up.
73. Why don’t bananas use alarm clocks? They prefer a peel to wake them up.
74. Why are bananas great at gymnastics? They always stick the landing after a split.
75. What do bananas say when they answer the phone? “I’m going bananas, can I help you?

We hope our bunch of banana jokes brought a-peel-ing laughter to your day. Remember, humor is the best way to prevent life from going bananas. Continue to tune in for more such collections that promise to sweeten your day with laughter. Until next time, keep the fun ripe and the laughter fresh!