Welcome to a thrilling ride down humor lane where we put the pedal to the metal with laughter! This compilation of 25 speedy racing jokes is designed to rev up your funny engine. From pit stop punchlines to turbo-charged tickles, we’re racing to deliver you the best comedy from the tracks!
- Why did the race car break up with the sedan? It said things were moving too fast.
- Why don’t race car drivers ever go on vacation? They don’t like to take any pit stops!
- Why was the racing car always last? Because it couldn’t find the right gear.
- The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, or at a race track. The crowd just thinks you’re cheering.
- Why did the race car go to school? To get a little more acceleration.
- I told my wife I wanted to be a racing driver. She told me to quit spinning my wheels.
- Why do race car drivers never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always on the track.
- If you watch a race in reverse, you’ll see cars avoiding each other to place parts back onto their vehicles.
- Why are race car drivers always calm? Because they know how to brake in emergencies.
- What do you call a driver who only races in circles? A Roundabout Racer.
- Why did the race car go to therapy? It had too many breakdowns.
- What’s a race car driver’s favorite type of music? Brake-beat.
- Why don’t race cars ever get lost? They always follow the track.
- Why was the race car so noisy? It just can’t keep things exhaust-ive.
- Why did the race car get a time out? It couldn’t stay in its lane.
- How does a race car driver cut his hair? Lap by lap.
- Why was the race car always broke? It always burns through cash on the track.
- How do you know if a race car is happy? It has fast times.
- Why did the race car go on a diet? It wanted to reduce drag.
- Why don’t cars ever get tired? Because they always have a spare tire.
- How does a race car apologize? It backs up.
- Why was the racing car always anxious? It was always on edge.
- Why was the race car a poor conversationalist? It always speeds through topics.
- Why was the car disqualified from the race? It had too much junk in the trunk.
- I told my car to stop racing, but it didn’t listen. It was just too exhausted.
- Why was the racing car so quiet? It had a muffler.
- Why did the race car get a ticket at the concert? It couldn’t handle the pit.
- What’s a race car driver’s favorite food? Fast food.
- Why did the race car get in trouble in school? It couldn’t stop revving in class.
- What do you call a racing car with no tires? A drag.
- Why did the race car go to the gym? It wanted to work on its speed bumps.
- Why was the race car always at the bakery? It was always craving for rolls.
- Why was the race car at the bar? It needed a brake.
- What do you call a group of race car drivers? A pit crew.
- Why was the race car always first? It knew how to take the inside track.
- Why did the race car get an F in school? It couldn’t stay on track.
- Why was the race car at the art museum? It was admiring Van Go’s work.
- Why did the race car go to the restaurant? It was tired of eating dust.
- What did the race car say to the traffic light? Don’t tell me what to do!
- Why was the race car always in trouble? It had too many run-ins with the law.
- Why was the race car always cold? It kept losing its coat of paint.
- Why did the race car sit in the shade? It didn’t want to get sunstroke.
- Why did the race car always get picked first for games? It had great acceleration.
- Why was the race car always happy? Life in the fast lane was its joy.
- Why did the race car go to the therapist? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
- Why did the race car go to the opera? It wanted to hear the high notes.
- What’s a race car’s favorite clothing? A tracksuit.
- Why was the race car always feeling left out? It never gets picked up.
- What do you call a racing driver who only drives in straight lines? A drag racer.
- Why did the race car go to the casino? It loved the sound of rolling dice.
- Why was the race car always up early? It loved the smell of burning rubber in the morning.
- What did the race car say to the fuel pump? Fill me up, buttercup!
- Why did the race car go to the dance? It wanted to learn how to spin.
- What’s a race car’s favorite sport, other than racing? Track and field.
- Why did the race car go to the spa? It needed to refuel and recharge.
- Why don’t race cars ever play soccer? They’re afraid of getting a red card for speeding.
- Why was the race car so smart? It always stays ahead of the curve.
- Why do race cars never get sick? They always get a regular check-up.
- What’s a race car’s favorite part of a joke? The fast one.
- Why did the race car go to the farm? It wanted to see the tractor pull.
- What did the race car say to its tyres? Hang in there, we’re in this for the long haul.
- Why don’t race cars ever get locked out? They always carry a spare key.
- What’s a race car’s favorite kind of story? One with lots of twists and turns.
- Why do race cars never tell secrets? They always spill the oil.
- Why did the race car get a bad grade? It couldn’t stay in its lane.
- Why do race cars never get bored? There’s always another lap to go.
- Why did the race car get a ticket? It couldn’t stop on a dime.
- Why did the race car go to the party? It heard there’d be donuts.
- Why was the race car so good at chess? It always thinks a few moves ahead.
- Why did the race car go to the library? It wanted to read about drag coefficient.
- Why was the race car a bad cook? It always burnt rubber.
- Why don’t race cars play basketball? They’re afraid of getting a speeding violation.
- What’s a race car’s favorite movie? “The Fast and the Furious.”
- Why don’t race cars ever get stressed? They always have a good grip on the situation.
- What do race cars eat for breakfast? Gran Turismo!
- Why did the race car take ballet classes? It wanted to perfect its pirouette.
- What’s a race car’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beat… per minute.
- Why did the race car go to the dentist? It had a cavity in its exhaust.
- Why was the race car always up for a promotion? It knew how to get ahead.
- What’s a race car’s favorite drink? Gas-olina!
- Why don’t race cars need GPS? They just follow the track.
- What’s a race car’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving, because of the parade laps.
- Why did the race car become a poet? It was good at making verses.
- Why was the race car a great listener? It was all ears at the starting line.
- What did the race car say to the finish line? “Long time no see!”
- Why don’t race cars ever forget anything? They have photographic memory of the track.
- Why was the race car a good employee? It was always in high gear.
- Why was the race car a terrible singer? It was always off track.
- Why was the race car a good detective? It was always on track.
- Why did the race car go to the casino? It loved the sound of a rolling start.
- Why did the race car get glasses? To see the finish line better.
- Why was the race car a good dancer? It knew when to brake it down.
- What’s a race car’s favorite video game? Need for Speed.
- Why did the race car go to the chiropractor? It had a bad axle alignment.
- Why did the race car get pulled over by the police? It couldn’t resist showing off its speed.
- Why was the race car a good teacher? It knew how to get its point across the line.
- Why did the race car go to the gym? It wanted to work on its acceleration.
- Why was the race car always tired? It was always running laps.
- Why did the race car get an award? It always knew how to finish strong.
- Why did the race car go to the fashion show? It wanted to get a new car coat.