101 Hilarious Pig Puns to Squeal with Laughter

Welcome to a barnyard of laughter with our delightful collection of pig puns! Whether you’re hunting for the perfect punchline or need something to lighten the mood, these puns are guaranteed to bring out some hearty chuckles. Combining clever wordplay and some porcine wisdom, we promise that our puns are as entertaining as they are unforgettable.

1. What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop!
2. Why don’t pigs ever get lost? They always hog the road.
3. What do you call a pig with no manners? Rude-a-bacon!
4. Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
5. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
6. What did the pig say at the beach? I’m bacon!
7. How does a pig write home? With a pig pen!
8. Why did the pig leave the party? He was boared.
9. What do you call a pig that’s been arrested? Ham-cuffed!
10. What do you call a pig in a riddle? A puzzling porker.
11. Why was the pig sweating? He was afraid he’d be turned into bacon.
12. How do pigs go to the hospital? In a hambulance.
13. What do you call a pig who can play guitar? A ham rocker.
14. What do you call a pig that’s good at soccer? A football ham.
15. What do you call a pig that does well on tests? Egg-spert bacon.
16. How does a pig quit smoking? With a pig patch.
17. Why did the pig join the gym? To get rid of his pork belly.
18. What did the pig say at the barbecue? I’m in hot hog here.
19. What do you call a pig in a spaceship? An astro-nut hog.
20. What did the pig say to the rude customer? Quit being such a boar.
21. What do you call a pig who can predict the weather? A weath-porkcaster.
22. How did the pig break into the house? Through the pig-lock.
23. Why did the pig become an actor? He wanted to hog the spotlight.
24. What do you call a sunburnt pig? A bacon strip.
25. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork Chop!
26. Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machines.
27. What do you call a pig that drives recklessly? A road hog.
28. What did the pig say on a hot summer day? I’m bacon!
29. How do pigs write secret messages? With invisible oink.
30. What do you call a pig that tells tall tales? A lie-on of pork.

31. Why did the pig wear green? He didn’t want to be a bacon and eggs.
32. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake.
33. What do you call a pig who loves to play games? A gamb-hog.
34. What do you call a pig that’s always quiet? A shush-ka-bob.
35. What do you call a pig in a wild west film? Ham Solo.
36. Why did the pig get a job in tech? He was an expert in sow-ftware.
37. What do you call a pig who is a good musician? Ham-adeus Mozart.
38. Why was the pig feeling cold? He left the windows ajar.
39. How do you compliment a pig? Just tell them they’re squeally cute!
40. Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a free-range pig.
41. What do you call a pig who’s a great artist? Pig-casso.
42. What do you call a pig that knows a lot? A swine-tist.
43. Why did the pig become a baker? He was great at making pie-crust.
44. Why do pigs love Halloween? Because it’s the perfect time to hog candy.
45. What do you call a pig who can dance? A pork-arena.
46. What do you call a pig that’s been knighted? Sir-loin.
47. What’s a pig’s favorite lullaby? Rock-a-bye-bacon.
48. What do you call a pig that’s been to university? An educated swine.
49. How do pigs greet each other? With a hog and kiss.
50. Why did the pig bring a sunshade to the beach? He didn’t want to become a roast pork.
51. What’s a pig’s favorite yoga pose? Hog pose.
52. Why did the pig break up with his girlfriend? She was a boar.
53. What do you call a pig with a lot of luck? A four-leaf clover.
54. How does a pig stay in shape? By doing lots of squats.
55. What do you call a pig that has no shame? A porker-face.
56. Why was the pig a good team player? He always passed the pork.
57. What do you call a pig that’s into classical music? Mo-zart.
58. What do you call a pig that flies? A sky hog.
59. Why did the pig wear a yellow raincoat? He didn’t want to become pulled pork.
60. What do you call a pig who gets whatever it wants? Spoiled pork.
61. Why do pigs make great secret agents? They’re experts in hog-nito.
62. What do you call a pig that’s a football star? A pigskin pro.
63. How did the pig get to the moon? On a pig rocket.
64. What do you call a pig who’s good at bowling? A striking swine.
65. Why did the pig become a comedian? He loved hogging the limelight.
66. What do you call a pig who’s a great driver? A road hog.
67. Why did the pig bring a fan to the beach? He didn’t want to be a hot dog.
68. What do you call a pig who’s a detective? A porcine investigator.
69. Why do pigs love summer? More daylight to hog.
70. What’s a pig’s favorite song? Don’t go bacon my heart!
71. Why did the pig bring sunscreen to the beach? He didn’t want to become crackling.
72. What do you call a pig who’s a doctor? A stetho-swine.
73. How did the pig become a movie star? He hogged the camera.
74. What do you call a pig who wins at poker? A card hog.
75. Why did the pig start a bakery? He made great piggy pies.
76. What do you call a pig who’s a musician? Piggy Azalea.
77. What do you call a pig who loves roller coasters? A thrill snorter.
78. Why did the pig buy a convertible? He loved hogging the road.
79. Why did the pig stay in the shade? He didn’t want to become a pork roast.
80. What do you call a pig who works at a restaurant? A waiter pig.
81. What’s a pig’s favorite coffee? Piggalo roast.
82. Why did the pig join a band? He had the chops.
83. What do you call a pig that can rap? Notorious P.I.G.
84. What’s a pig’s favorite type of shoes? Hog-tops.
85. Why did the pig go to Hollywood? To be a star boar.
86. How did the pig stop the movie? He hit the paws button.
87. What do you call a pig that digs for treasure? A gold swine.
88. Why did the pig go to therapy? He felt like he was always bacon under pressure.
89. What do you call a pig who’s a florist? A petunia pig.
90. Why did the pig bring an umbrella? He heard it might rain cats and hogs.
91. What do you call a pig with a ton of friends? Popular pork.
92. Why did the pig take a nap under a tree? To hog the shade.
93. What do you call a pig that’s a fireman? A fire swine-der.
94. Why did the pig wear sunglasses? He didn’t want to be recognized.
95. What do you call a pig who’s a philosopher? Plato Pig.
96. How did the pig pay for his coffee? He used his piggy bank.
97. What do you call a pig who’s a pilot? A flying porker.
98. Why did the pig buy a treadmill? To get in hog shape.
99. What’s a pig’s favorite city? Pig-adilly Circus.
100. Why did the pig bring a cooler to the beach? He didn’t want to be a roast.
101. What’s a pig’s favorite Shakespeare quote? “To be or not to be, that is the ham-let.”

And that wraps up our swine-tingling tour of pig puns! From the humorous to the absolutely ham-azing, we hope these puns left you grinning from ear to ear. Remember, laughter is always just a pig pun away. So, keep these puns handy for when you need a good giggle or a clever one-liner. After all, who can resist a good pig pun?