141 Elephant Puns That Will Make Your Humor Stampede

Welcome to an enchanting collection of elephant puns designed to tickle your funny bone. Brace yourself for a stampede of humor where the mighty and majestic elephants play the lead role. These giant creatures are not just symbols of strength and wisdom, but also a fantastic source of amusement. Prepare to trumpet with laughter as we explore the funnier side of these magnificent animals.

1. Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
2. How do elephants talk to each other? By using their cell-trunk!
3. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant!
4. Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!
5. Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs!
6. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
7. What’s an elephant’s favorite sport? Squash!
8. Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!
9. How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its credit card!
10. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!
11. How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift!
12. Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts!
13. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable? Squash!
14. What do you call an elephant that never showers? A smellyphant!
15. What do you call an elephant that can play the piano? A talented tusk-er!
16. How does an elephant ask for a bun? “Can I have one with jambo in?”
17. What do elephants use to write their essays? Their ele-pen!
18. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!
19. Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
20. What’s grey, beautiful, and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant!

21. What’s the difference between an elephant and a grape? Grapes are purple!
22. Why did the elephant go to the school? To get a bit of “class”!
23. What do you call a flying elephant? A jumbo jet!
24. What do elephants and trees have in common? They both have big trunks!
25. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? Lost!
26. How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Paint his toenails red!
27. Why don’t elephants play hide and seek? Because they always get spotted!
28. What do you call an elephant who’s an excellent painter? Vincent Van Gogh-phant!
29. What’s the hardest part about watching an elephant ballet? Getting the tutu on them!
30. Why was the elephant late for dinner? Because he got tied up in traffic (trunk)!
31. How does an elephant get out of a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits until fall!
32. What do you get when two elephants meet? A ton of fun!
33. Why don’t elephants use elevators? They prefer to take the stairs to stretch their trunks!
34. What’s an elephant’s favorite musical instrument? The trunk-et!
35. What do elephants use for making s’mores? Giant marshmallows and pachyderm-sized graham crackers!
36. Why are elephants so bad at soccer? Because they always go for the trunk shot!
37. How does an elephant get down from a tree? He doesn’t, you get up!
38. Why did the elephant wear green sneakers? Because his red ones were in the wash!
39. What’s an elephant’s favorite drink? Trunk-uccino!
40. What’s an elephant’s favorite place to visit? Anywhere he can get a trunk-full of memories!
41. Why do elephants never feel cold? Because they have trunky sweaters!
42. How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready for a road trip? He’s packing his trunk!
43. What do you call a rebellious elephant? A pachy-derm-ant!
44. Why are elephants so wrinkly? Have you ever tried ironing one?
45. How does an elephant hide in a strawberry field? He paints his toenails red!
46. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of music? Trunk rock!
47. Why don’t elephants like penguins? Because they can’t get their trunks around them!
48. What do you call an elephant that flies? A heli-phant!
49. Why did the elephant join the gym? To get rid of his trunk-y weight!
50. What do you call an elephant that never forgets? Memor-elephant!
51. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of exercise? Trunk-lifts!
52. What’s an elephant’s favorite TV show? “Trunky Brewster!”
53. Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn’t pay the ransom!
54. Why do elephants never lose at poker? Because they always play their trump card!
55. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of math? Trigonome-tree!
56. Why don’t elephants drink coffee? Because it makes them feel irr-elephant!
57. Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow? So she wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate!
58. Why are elephants bad dancers? Because they have two left feet!
59. What do you call an elephant at a phone booth? A callerphant!
60. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of story? Ele-phantasy!
61. What’s an elephant’s favorite clothing brand? Trunk-y Couture!
62. Why don’t elephants use keys? Because they always forget where they put them!
63. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of car? A Volkswagon Trunk!
64. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of candy? Trunky bars!
65. What do you call an elephant that likes to play pranks? A pranky-derm!
66. Why did the elephant go to therapy? He couldn’t forget his past!
67. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of vacation? A trunket list trip!
68. Why did the elephant wear sunglasses? Because his future was too bright!
69. Why did the elephant go to the beach? To have a sand-wich!
70. How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
71. Why are elephants terrible drivers? Because they always lose their keys in the trunk!
72. What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree? The trunk, of course!
73. Why did the elephant get kicked out of the pool? Because his trunks kept falling down!
74. What’s an elephant’s favorite breakfast cereal? Trunk Loops!
75. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of contract? An irrelephant clause!
76. Why are elephants always ready for a trip? Because they always carry their trunks!
77. What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? A caller-phant!
78. How do you get an elephant to stop charging? Cancel its credit card!
79. Why don’t elephants wear sandals? Because they’d get a sandal-trunk!
80. Why did the elephant wear a red suit? So it could hide in the cherry tree!
81. Why did the elephant bring his suitcase to school? He’s preparing for an “ele-ducation!”
82. What do you call a scary elephant? An ele-phantom!
83. What do you call an elephant that does magic? Hocus Pocus Pachyderm!
84. How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry field? He paints his toenails red!
85. Why did the elephant go to the bakery? For a trunk-full of cookies!
86. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer? Lots of memory!
87. Why do elephants always carry a suitcase? For their trunk-load of belongings!
88. How do you make an elephant float? Two scoops of ice cream, one can of root beer, and an elephant!
89. What do you call an elephant in a vest? An investi-gator!
90. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
91. Why don’t elephants like to talk on the phone? Because they’re afraid they’ll put their foot in their mouth!
92. What do you call an elephant that tells jokes? A jumbo clown!
93. How do you catch an elephant? Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut!
94. Why was the elephant so upset? Because he lost his trunk key!
95. What do you call a rich elephant? Wealthy-derm!
96. What’s an elephant’s favorite school subject? Trunk-onometry!
97. Why did the elephant become an astronaut? He wanted a higher education!
98. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of coffee? Espresso with a shot of trunky syrup!
99. Why don’t elephants like playing hide and seek? They always get spotted!
100. Why was the elephant the last one to finish the race? He took a trunk-load of time!
101. Why are elephants so good at math? Because they never forget the numbers!
102. Why do elephants never forget? Because they have trunk loads of memory!
103. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Earthquakes in Australia!
104. What do elephants do for fun at the beach? Play with their sand-trunks!
105. What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a joke? The punch trunk!
106. What do you call an elephant who’s always ready for vacation? A trunk-packer!
107. Why don’t elephants like talking on the phone? They’re afraid they’ll put their foot in their mouth!
108. Why don’t elephants play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
109. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer? A lot of memory!
110. Why did the elephant become a politician? He wanted a larger platform!
111. What do you call an elephant who can sing? Elton Trunk!
112. Why did the elephant go on a diet? He was tired of just being big-boned!
113. What did the elephant say when he was caught speeding? “I thought I was on elephant time!”
114. Why was the elephant bad at playing hide and seek? Because wherever he hid, his ears stuck out!
115. Why was the elephant the last one to leave the party? He couldn’t find his car trunks!
116. Why don’t elephants like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
117. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of cookie? Choco-trunk cookies!
118. How do elephants hide in the jungle? They paint their toenails red and pretend they’re apples!
119. What’s an elephant’s favorite type of music? Trunk and roll!
120. Why don’t elephants like playing chess? Because they’re scared of the knights!
121. Why was the elephant the drummer in the band? He had the best beat with his trunk!
122. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole? A cold pachyderm!
123. Why did the elephant apply for a job? He heard they were looking for big thinkers!
124. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
125. Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees!
126. Why don’t elephants like to play football? They go after the ball when they see it’s pigskin!
127. What do you call an elephant who writes poetry? Edgar Allan Poe-phant!
128. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? By the footprints in the butter!
129. What’s an elephant’s favorite exercise? Trunk-ups!
130. Why was the elephant upset at the computer? He couldn’t find the trunk key!
131. Why did the elephant take his suitcase to the zoo? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!
132. Why are elephants good at making music? Because they can play the trumpet!
133. What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
134. Why was the elephant sad at the beach? Because he couldn’t find his trunk!
135. What do you call an elephant who doesn’t like people? An introverphant!
136. Why don’t elephants like penguins? They can’t get their trunks around them!
137. What do you call an elephant that flies? A jumbo jet!
138. Why do elephants always remember? Because they have trunk loads of memory!
139. How does an elephant hide in the jungle? They paint their toenails red and pretend they’re apples!
140. Why do elephants like to play baseball? Because they’re good at hitting home-runs!
141. Why do elephants go to school? Because they want to be ele-clever!

So that wraps up our amusing safari into the world of elephant puns. We hope that these puns have provided a gentle, humorous reminder of the charm and personality of these awe-inspiring creatures. Keep revisiting us for more laughs, because just like elephants, we hope you never forget the joy of a good pun!