140 Hawaiian Jokes to Surf a Wave of Laughter”

Dive into the tropical island of humor with our sunny collection of Hawaiian jokes. Perfect for brightening your day or simply for an ocean of laughs, these jokes provide a breezy blend of wit and amusement. Get ready to ride this wave of island-inspired humor!

1. Why don’t Hawaiians ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re wearing a lei!
2. What’s the Hawaiian pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard.
3. What do Hawaiians call their lost keys? Aloha-keys!
4. Why do Hawaiian pizzas stop at green lights? They like to “Hawaiian punch” the gas!
5. Why was the Hawaiian sugar so humble? It knew it wasn’t all that and a bag of Maui chips.
6. Why do Hawaiians like basketball? Because every shot’s a “swish-kabob”!
7. What did the Hawaiian fish say when it hit a wall? “Dam(n), this isn’t the ocean!”
8. Why don’t Hawaiian shirts get lost? They always leave a bright trail!
9. Why did the Hawaiian roll his eyes? The waves were just trying to “make waves” again.
10. What do you call a Hawaiian cat who can play guitar? A Maui-cian!
11. How do you know if a shark likes Hawaiian music? It starts humming the “Jaws” theme in ukulele chords.
12. Why was the Hawaiian volcano always broke? It kept “lava-ing” its money away!
13. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of math? Pi-neapple!
14. What did the ocean say to Hawaii? Nothing, it just waved.
15. Why don’t they allow secrets in Hawaii? Because even the volcanoes can’t keep their “lava” to themselves!
16. Why are Hawaiians so good at geometry? Because they always know their angles… the beach angles!
17. Why are there no knock knock jokes about Hawaii? Because Aloha takes care of both “Hello” and “Goodbye”!
18. Why don’t Hawaiian trees ever get lost? Because they always stick to their roots!
19. What do you call a Hawaiian who can rap? Lei-zee E!
20. What do you call a nervous Hawaiian chef? A st-ukulele-ler!

21. Why did the Hawaiian sand blush? Because the ocean waves kept lapping at it.
22. How do you apologize in Hawaii? Say “I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to lei you down!”
23. What do you call a Hawaiian ghost? A terrifying “Polter-geist”!
24. What did the Hawaiian bread say to the sandwich? “Aloha filling!”
25. Why did the Hawaiian pizza go to therapy? It couldn’t get over its deep-dish issues.
26. What did the Hawaiian wave say to the surfer? “Long time no sea!”
27. What do you call a Hawaiian coffee with a shot of sarcasm? A Kona-descending!
28. Why was the Hawaiian volcano a terrible liar? You could see the truth erupting from it!
29. Why did the Hawaiian chicken join a band? Because it had the “drumsticks”!
30. What do Hawaiians call a funny mountain? Hil-laugh-rious!
31. How do Hawaiians stay cool? They have some serious fans!
32. What do you call a Hawaiian sandwich? A sub-tropical!
33. Why do Hawaiians like chess? Because it’s a board game that involves a lot of “surf” and turf!
34. What do Hawaiians call a good joke? A tropical punchline!
35. Why was the Hawaiian island always in shape? It kept doing the “rock” climbing!
36. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite place to hangout? The “sand”-bar!
37. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite way to communicate? Wave messages!
38. What do you call an angry Hawaiian volcano? Lava-tated!
39. Why do Hawaiians never get bored? Because the ocean always waves back!
40. Why don’t Hawaiians tell secrets at the beach? The waves might overhear!
41. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite fruit? It’s not a pineapple, it’s a “hi” apple!
42. Why do Hawaiians make good detectives? They always follow the “lei-d”!
43. Why was the Hawaiian coffee always alert? It had too many “espresso” thoughts!
44. How does a Hawaiian dog say hello? A-loha-bark!
45. Why are Hawaiian postcards so friendly? They always say “aloha”!
46. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite thing about wind chimes? They “lei” a nice tune!
47. Why did the Hawaiian sandwich go to a therapist? It had a lot of “stuffing” to talk about!
48. What do you call a fashionable Hawaiian dog? A Haute Dog!
49. Why did the Hawaiian bread roll down the hill? Because it was on a “roll”!
50. What’s a Hawaiian volcano’s favorite song? “I lava you and you lava me!”
51. What’s a Hawaiian meteorologist’s favorite phrase? “Today’s forecast: Sunny with a chance of Aloha!”
52. Why do Hawaiian chefs make the best DJs? They always drop the “beet” just right!
53. Why are Hawaiian parties always so lively? Because the “sand”-wiches bring the fun!
54. How do Hawaiian trees access the internet? They log in!
55. Why was the Hawaiian volcano feeling blue? It had an eruption of emotions!
56. What do you call a Hawaiian who’s great with numbers? A Calcul-lei-tor!
57. How do you tell the time in Hawaii? Look for the sun-dial!
58. Why are Hawaiian pizzas never lonely? They always come with extra “company”!
59. What do you call a Hawaiian on a diet? A “light” island breeze!
60. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of bag? A tote-ally tropical one!
61. Why do Hawaiian shirts make terrible detectives? They always spill the beans!
62. Why do Hawaiians always carry a pencil? To draw the perfect sunset!
63. Why did the Hawaiian go to school? To be a “classy” islander!
64. What do you call a Hawaiian astronomer? A star-gazer from the Big Island!
65. Why did the Hawaiian flower go to school? To grow into a “blooming” genius!
66. What did the Hawaiian wave say to the beach? “I shore missed you!”
67. Why did the Hawaiian salad go to the party? To “lettuce” have some fun!
68. Why do Hawaiians make the best pilots? They’re always in the “lei-ding” position!
69. Why did the Hawaiian go to the bakery? Because life is what you “bake” of it!
70. What did the Hawaiian cookie say to the upset muffin? “Don’t be so crumby!”
71. What do Hawaiians call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
72. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? Because he was afraid of cheetahs!
73. Why did the Hawaiian go to the gym? To keep those “beach” muscles pumped!
74. Why did the Hawaiian volcano go to the party? It heard there’d be some explosive fun!
75. What do Hawaiians call a lazy Sunday? A slow-ha day!
76. What do Hawaiians call a fast computer? A “byte”-al wave!
77. Why did the Hawaiian bird join the music band? It wanted to tweet the tunes!
78. What do you call a sunburnt Hawaiian? A tropi-crisp!
79. Why was the Hawaiian shirt so loud? It wanted to make a bold “pattern” statement!
80. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of music? Rock and Roll… volcanic rock that is!
81. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to play tennis? It was a “racket”!
82. What’s a Hawaiian volcano’s favorite pastime? Lava-lanche bowling!
83. Why did the Hawaiian fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
84. Why are Hawaiian mountains so funny? They peak at the right time!
85. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite beverage? Kona coffee, because it’s always “brew”-tiful!
86. What do you call a Hawaiian superhero? Aloha-man!
87. Why did the Hawaiian go to the beach? To catch up on the latest “waves”!
88. Why was the Hawaiian postcard feeling down? It missed the “mailbox”!
89. What did the Hawaiian say when his TV broke? “I’ve lost my main-land connection!”
90. Why don’t Hawaiians need bookmarks? Because the beach is their favorite “page”!
91. What do you call a noisy Hawaiian bird? A squawk-aholic!
92. Why did the Hawaiian go to the party? To shake his “lei”!
93. Why did the Hawaiian bread feel crummy? It couldn’t rise to the occasion!
94. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to play the lottery? He didn’t want to take a lei off work!
95. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite dance? The flamango!
96. Why did the Hawaiian surfer get a promotion? He always makes waves at work!
97. What did the Hawaiian say to the tightrope walker? “Aloha up there!”
98. Why did the Hawaiian take his shirt to the therapist? It had too many “buttoned-up” feelings!
99. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to play hide and seek? He was afraid of being “lei-d” off!
100. What do Hawaiians call a romantic movie? A “lei”-dy and the Tramp!
101. Why are Hawaiians so good at school? They always get top “marquesas”!
102. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of party? A “lei”-bor day celebration!
103. Why did the Hawaiian go to the bakery? He kneaded the dough!
104. What do Hawaiians call a tropical snowman? A hula-cool!
105. Why are Hawaiians good at geography? They always know where to draw the “line islands”!
106. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite story? The one that starts with “Once upon a beach…”!
107. What do you call a Hawaiian detective? An “undercover” beach bum!
108. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite card game? Solit-surf!
109. What do you call a Hawaiian superhero? A “lei”-ser beam specialist!
110. Why did the Hawaiian bring a ladder to the bar? He wanted to reach the “high”-tides!
111. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite vegetable? “Aloha” vera!
112. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite dessert? A “waikiki” lime pie!
113. Why did the Hawaiian pizza blush? It saw the salad dressing!
114. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to play cards with the tiger? He suspected it could be a “cheet-ah”!
115. What do you call a Hawaiian who loves to bake? A dough-“loha”!
116. Why are Hawaiians great painters? They always have the perfect “canvas”-a!
117. Why was the Hawaiian music hit? It was on the “wave”-length of everyone!
118. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite dish? “Surf ‘n’ turf”!
119. Why was the Hawaiian plant always happy? It always “leaved” its worries behind!
120. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of music? “Palm”-enco!
121. What do you call a Hawaiian chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
122. Why do Hawaiian pizzas never get cold? They always have a warm “crust”!
123. Why are Hawaiians great at chess? They always know how to “check-mate”!
124. Why was the Hawaiian bread popular? It was always on a roll!
125. Why did the Hawaiian go to the beach? To “sea” the world!
126. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of keys? The “piano-lulu”!
127. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to play soccer? He didn’t want to get a “kick” out of it!
128. What do Hawaiians call an alley cat? A “Maui”-ow!
129. Why are Hawaiians great singers? They always hit the right “notes”!
130. What do you call a Hawaiian with a camera? A “Pic”-turer!
131. Why did the Hawaiian refuse to wrestle? He didn’t want to get into a “grapple”!
132. Why did the Hawaiian always win at poker? He always had a good “hand”!
133. What do you call a Hawaiian astronaut? An Astro-“nauti”-cal!
134. Why did the Hawaiian wear glasses to the party? To have a clear “vision”!
135. Why did the Hawaiian go to the art gallery? To appreciate the “views”!
136. Why did the Hawaiian buy a new hat? He wanted to “cap”-tivate everyone!
137. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of fish? A “joke”-fish!
138. Why did the Hawaiian buy a new boat? He wanted to “sail” into the sunset!
139. What do you call a Hawaiian who loves coffee? An “espresso” lover!
140. What’s a Hawaiian’s favorite type of bird? The “comedy” parrot!

We hope you’ve enjoyed our tropical assortment of Hawaiian jokes. Share these sunny quips with your friends and family to keep the laughter flowing. Be sure to check back for more servings of humor and remember, a good laugh is like a Hawaiian breeze—refreshing and invigorating. Stay sunny, stay funny, and let the laughter continue to roll in!