119 Rib-Tickling Fall Jokes for Kids to Light Up the Season

Embrace the vibrant colors and crisp air of the fall season with a hearty dose of laughter! This fun-filled collection of fall jokes for kids is guaranteed to bring joy and giggles. Prepare for the perfect mix of autumnal humor and innocent silliness that will leave your little ones in stitches.

1. Why don’t trees use the internet in fall? Because it’s the time for them to log out!
2. Why do trees hate tests? Because they always get stumped in the fall!
3. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
4. Why are fall leaves so brave? They always fall for it!
5. What did one leaf say to another? “I’m falling for you!”
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. Why do birds not use Facebook in fall? They prefer tweeting!
8. Why do trees dislike riddles? Because in the fall they always get stumped!
9. Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have gourd protection!
10. Why don’t trees play chess in the fall? Because they hate being checked!
11. What’s a tree’s favorite subject? Geometry, because of all the angles in fall!
12. How do trees get online? They just log in!
13. What did the tree say to autumn? “Fall back!”
14. Why do squirrels bury their acorns? Because they don’t have a savings account!
15. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
16. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
17. Why are trees very forgiving? Because in the fall they “let go”!
18. Why don’t trees play hide and seek in the fall? Because they always stick out!
19. What did one autumn leaf say to another? “I’m falling for you.”
20. Why don’t some trees use the internet in the fall? They can’t figure out how to log on!
21. Why do leaves change their clothes in fall? Because the old ones are out of season!
22. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
23. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
24. How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
25. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he always stands for what he believes in!
26. Why did the tree go to the barber? It needed a trim before the fall!
27. How does Mother Nature clean up in the fall? She uses a leaf blower!
28. Why was the pumpkin at the Halloween party so proud? It was smashed!
29. Why was the computer cold at the office? It left its Windows open!
30. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It couldn’t handle the stress of the patch!
31. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. Why don’t trees like to knit? Because they always drop their needles in the fall!
33. What did the scarecrow say to the kid? “Hay there!”
34. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling a little green!
35. Why do trees always know the gossip? Because the wind tells them all the secrets!
36. What is a pumpkin’s favorite position in football? The wide gourd!
37. Why do leaves hate to argue? Because they always turn over a new leaf!
38. Why do trees like to knit? Because they’re so good at purling!
39. Why are trees the best networkers? Because they always branch out!
40. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn? A skeptic tree!
41. Why was the leaf blushing? Because it saw the tree’s bark!
42. Why did the apple break up with the banana? Because it found a peach!
43. Why did the scarecrow never find love? He was always outstanding in his field!
44. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app? Timber!
45. Why did the orange go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date!
46. Why do trees make horrible comedians? Because their bark is worse than their bite!
47. How does an apple apologize? It says, “I didn’t mean to turn over a new leaf!”
48. What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? The salad bar!
49. Why did the fall leaves go to a travel agent? They wanted to book a leaf peeping tour!
50. Why did the autumn leaf get a ticket? It was breaking the “no fall-ing” rule!
51. Why are trees so trendy in autumn? Because they always change their color!
52. Why did the apple pie go to a psychiatrist? Because it had filling issues!
53. Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get a little smarter!
54. Why don’t trees use Google? They prefer using their own branches for searching!
55. Why did the leaf cross the road? To get to the other side!
56. Why did the acorn catch the worm? Because it was up early!
57. Why did the fall leaf go to the mall? It was shopping for a new branch!
58. What does a tree drink at a party? Root beer!
59. Why do trees hate tests? Because they always get stumped!
60. Why don’t trees go swimming in the fall? Because they hate getting their trunks wet!
61. Why did the tree refuse to play cards? It was afraid of falling for bluffs!
62. What do trees wear to a fall dance party? Bark-tie attire!
63. Why did the pumpkin bring a suitcase to school? It wanted to go on a field trip!
64. Why are autumn trees so fit? Because they keep dropping their leaves!
65. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite hobby? Carving out some time for itself!
66. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
67. Why did the pumpkin go to a psychiatrist? It had a gourd complex!
68. Why did the apple go to the gym? To get to the core of its fitness goals!
69. Why don’t pumpkins ever quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fights!
70. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? Because it was feeling green!
71. Why do trees hate autumn? Because they can’t bear to let go!
72. What did the maple tree say to the autumn leaf? “You’re such a show off!”
73. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!
74. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
75. What did the leaf say to the autumn wind? “Stop pushing me around!”
76. Why did the pumpkin get invited to all the parties? Because it was a gourd guest!
77. What did one leaf say to the other leaf in fall? “I’m falling for you!”
78. Why did the tree join the choir? It had great natural pitch!
79. Why did the apple never get lost? Because it always followed its core instincts!
80. Why did the leaf go to the school dance? To turn over a new leaf!
81. Why did the pumpkin start a band? Because it had the gourd for it!
82. What do trees do on the first day of fall? They start a leaf pile!
83. Why don’t pumpkins watch horror movies? They get easily squashed!
84. Why did the apple stop halfway up the hill? It ran out of juice!
85. Why did the tree stop in the middle of a race? It was out of breath!
86. Why do trees make terrible comedians? Because they can’t tell a joke without leafing!
87. Why don’t trees like to play hide and seek? Because they always stick out!
88. Why did the apple turn red every autumn? It saw the rest of the trees changing their leaves!
89. What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school? History, because it loves the past seasons!
90. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was always outstanding in his field!
91. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well!
92. Why do trees always lose at poker? Because they always fold!
93. Why did the apple never get lost? Because it always took a bite of the right path!
94. Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
95. What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
96. Why do trees make great historians? They always remember their roots!
97. Why don’t trees play hide and seek? They always stick out!
98. Why did the apple turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
99. What did the tree say to the wind? “Quit blowing me off!”
100. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
101. What’s a tree’s favorite dating app? Timber!
102. Why don’t trees ever play chess? Because they always get stumped!
103. What do you call a group of musical trees in the fall? A woodwind section!
104. Why are fall trees the best musicians? Because they always drop the beat!
105. Why do trees make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are sappy!
106. Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
107. Why did the tree break up with the forest? It wanted to see other people!
108. What’s a tree’s favorite radio station? The one that plays poplar hits!
109. What do trees wear to a fancy fall party? Their bark-tie best!
110. Why did the tree join a dating site? It wanted to spruce up its love life!
111. Why don’t trees play hide and seek in the fall? Because they’re afraid of getting picked up!
112. Why do trees make the best listeners? They never interrupt you!
113. What do trees do on the first day of fall? They leaf their worries behind!
114. Why did the pumpkin go to a psychiatrist? It was hollow inside!
115. Why do trees make great artists? Because every autumn they make a masterpiece!
116. Why did the apple never get lost? It always followed its core!
117. Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped every time!
118. What’s a tree’s favorite school subject? Geometry, they love angles!
119. Why did the tree break up with the forest? Because it wanted to leaf!

We hope these fall-themed jokes have brought a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. Enjoy sharing these with your kids, classmates, and friends as you celebrate the joys of the fall season. Stay tuned for more lighthearted humor for kids as we journey through the seasons, one joke at a time.