100 Lawfully Funny Cop Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Dive into our collection of cop jokes that promise to uphold your right to laughter. Whether you’re part of the force, or just a civilian who appreciates good humor, these jests are your ticket to a fun-filled day. Brace yourself for a comedic patrol through a city of chuckles!

cop jokes
  1. Why did the cop go to the baseball game? He heard someone was stealing bases!
  2. Why don’t cops play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your siren is going!
  3. How does a cop tell if a suspect is ticklish? He gives them a “test-tickle”!
  4. Why did the cop sit on the toilet? To do some under-cover work!
  5. What do you call a sleeping cop? An under-rest officer!
  6. Why did the cop carry a pencil? In case, he had to draw his weapon!
  7. Why did the cop get promoted? He had arrest-ing personality!
  8. Why did the policeman go to the bakery? He heard someone had stolen a roll!
  9. Why did the police officer break up with his girlfriend? She had too many “fine” qualities!
  10. What do you call a policeman in bed? An undercover agent!
  11. Why do cops make good volleyball players? They know how to serve and protect!
  12. Why don’t police officers play chess? They prefer “checkers” not “checkmates”!
  13. Why did the cop always carry a compass? He didn’t want to lose his bearings under pressure!
  14. How does a cop high-five? With “cuff”idence!
  15. Why did the cop always carry a map? He wanted to take the right to remain “silent” seriously!
  16. Why did the cop become a gardener? He liked being on “plant” duty!
  17. What’s a cop’s favorite type of homework? A search warrant!
  18. Why did the cop join the circus? He wanted to be a “juggling” justice!
  19. What do you call a cop that can play the piano? A key detective!
  20. Why do cops make good comedians? They have the right to remain “hilarious”!
cop jokes
  1. Why did the cop go to the car wash? To clean up the streets!
  2. What do you call a cop with a rubber toe? Roberto!
  3. Why did the cop go to the computer? To clean up the Windows!
  4. Why did the cop always carry a ruler? He wanted to stick to the “letter of the law”!
  5. Why was the cop good at tennis? Because he could serve and protect!
  6. What’s a cop’s favorite type of music? Blues and sirens!
  7. Why did the cop wear a red nose? He was undercover at the clown convention!
  8. What’s a cop’s favorite sandwich? A “sub”poena!
  9. Why don’t police officers play poker? They might get a “bad beat”!
  10. What’s a policeman’s favorite type of car? A patrol car-dillac!
  11. Why was the cop in the kitchen? He heard there was a leek in the pot!
  12. What’s a cop’s favorite type of cookie? Copcakes!
  13. Why was the cop at the fruit market? He heard there was a strawberry thief!
  14. What do you call a cop who can knit? A “woolly” officer!
  15. Why did the cop carry an umbrella? For raining justice!
  16. Why did the cop keep a calendar? He wanted all dates to be in order!
  17. Why did the policeman carry a stopwatch? He liked to beat the clock!
  18. Why was the cop in the music shop? He was investigating some “foul play”!
  19. Why did the cop become a golfer? He had a perfect “swing” of justice!
  20. Why did the cop sit in the sugar bowl? He was on sweet-stakes duty!
  21. Why did the cop become a teacher? He liked “class” enforcement!
  22. What do you call a cop who is good at drawing? A sketch artist!
  23. Why did the cop carry a torch? To light up the dark side of crime!
  24. Why did the cop carry a fan? He was a part of the cool squad!
  25. What do you call a musical cop? A beat officer!
  26. Why did the cop go to art class? To sketch the suspects!
  27. Why did the cop go to the bar? He heard there was a case of “draft”!
  28. Why did the cop wear sunglasses? To be in “disguise”!
  29. Why was the cop at the circus? He was following up on some “juggled” evidence!
  30. Why was the cop a good dancer? He knew the “step” of law!
  31. Why did the cop always bring a pencil and paper? Because he wanted to “draw” conclusions!
  32. Why did the cop put on his glasses? So, he could “see” justice done!
  33. What’s a cop’s favorite snack? Crime-son apple!
  34. Why did the cop go to the gym? He wanted to “work out” the case details!
  35. Why did the cop go to the music concert? To “note” down the unusual activities!
  36. Why did the cop become a baker? He was really good at “busting” the dough!
  37. Why did the cop join the soccer team? Because he had the best “kicks”!
  38. What do you call a very cold cop? An ice-solated officer!
  39. Why did the cop wear blue shoes? He wanted to stay in step with the law!
  40. What’s a cop’s favorite vegetable? “Beat”root!
  41. Why did the cop carry a suitcase? He was “packed” with evidence!
  42. Why did the cop buy a trampoline? He wanted to “bounce” on crime!
  43. What do you call a cop that can cook? An arresting chef!
  44. Why did the cop bring a ladder to work? He heard it was a high-profile case!
  45. Why did the cop carry a mirror? He always reflected on his decisions!
  46. Why did the cop have a garden? He liked “weed”ing out crime!
  47. Why did the cop love doughnuts? Because they’re the perfect match to a “cop” of coffee!
  48. Why did the cop carry a screwdriver? He wanted to “turn” the case around!
  49. Why did the cop go to the zoo? He wanted to “capture” some moments!
  50. Why did the cop bring a dog to work? He wanted to unleash his potential!
  51. Why did the cop carry a radio? Because music was his “beat”!
  52. What’s a cop’s favorite board game? “Criminopoly”!
  53. Why did the cop love jazz? Because he loved to follow the “beat”!
  54. Why did the cop wear a bell around his neck? He wanted to ring in justice!
  55. Why did the cop go to the beach? To investigate the “sands” of time!
  56. What do you call a cop in a computer? A “byte” detective!
  57. Why did the cop have a broom? He liked sweeping crime off the streets!
  58. What’s a cop’s favorite fruit? Hand”cuffs” of bananas!
  59. Why did the cop go to the car race? He wanted to “speed” up justice!
  60. What’s a cop’s favorite type of cereal? Frosted “fines”!
  61. Why did the cop go to the museum? He wanted to “frame” the culprit!
  62. Why did the cop always have a helmet on? Safety was his “head”quarters!
  63. Why did the cop carry a book? He liked “booking” criminals!
  64. What’s a cop’s favorite type of bird? A “crime”son parakeet!
  65. Why did the cop bring a backpack to work? He wanted to “carry” out justice!
  66. Why did the cop go to the library? He was “booked” on a case!
  67. Why did the cop buy a boat? He wanted to sail the “seas” of justice!
  68. What do you call a cop that does magic tricks? An “abracada-arrest”!
  69. Why did the cop buy a horse? He wanted to “gallop” after criminals!
  70. What do you call a cop who likes gardening? Plantrol officer!
  71. Why did the cop buy a cat? To “purr”suade criminals!
  72. Why did the cop go to the garden? He heard the plants were “plotting”!
  73. Why did the cop join a band? He liked to “beat” the drums!
  74. What’s a cop’s favorite day of the week? “Fines”day!
  75. Why did the cop bring a sandwich to work? He wanted to take a “bite” out of crime!
  76. What’s a cop’s favorite type of candy? “Justice” beans!
  77. Why did the cop wear a watch? He wanted to “face” time!
  78. Why did the cop carry a light bulb? He wanted to shed light on the case!
  79. Why did the cop bring a pen to work? He liked to “write” wrongs!
  80. What do you call a cop that does crafts? An “arrest”ist!

We hope these cop jokes have enlivened your day with a dose of legal laughter. Remember, sharing a joke can help make any day brighter, even when duty calls. Feel free to spread this humor to your comrades and friends. Stay tuned for more compilations to keep your sense of humor forever on duty!