Brighten your day regardless of the forecast with our collection of hilarious weather jokes! Whether it’s sunny, stormy, or anything in between, these jokes are designed to bring a burst of laughter to your day. From humorous climate quips to witty weather puns, we have all the comedic elements right here.
- Why don’t clouds like to fight? They prefer to keep things misty!
- Where do tornadoes go on vacation? They twirl around the world!
- What did one tornado say to the other? Let’s twist again!
- How do snowmen get around? They ride an ‘icicle!
- Why was the hurricane a fool? It ran around in circles!
- What did the thunder say to the lightning? You strike me!
- When does it rain money? When there is “change” in the weather!
- Why did the weather report go to school? To get a little more “classy”!
- What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!
- Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned there for years!
- How do you spot a jealous cloud? It’s turning green with en-rain!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
- What do you call a months’ worth of rain? England.
- What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain.
- Why did the weather report bring an umbrella? For covering news during rain!
- How do hurricanes see? With their eye!
- Why did the cloud date the fog? Because he was so down to earth!
- What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror!
- What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
- What’s a storm’s favorite drink? Cloudy lemonade!
- Why do weather briefings never start on time? They keep on forecasting delays!
- Why did the rain go to the party? To shower the guests with love!
- What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
- Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank!
- Why was the cloud always getting in trouble? Because it kept going through a phase!
- What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
- What do snowflakes use to make hot chocolate? Powdered sugar!
- What’s the king of all precipitation? Reign!
- Why don’t clouds like to be seen in underwear? Because they fear the peeping sun!
- Why did the sun get a timeout? It was too hot-headed!
- What’s the sun’s favorite day of the week? Sunday!
- How does a thunderstorm invest its money? In a lightning savings account!
- How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow!
- How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
- How do you catch a squirrel in a thunderstorm? Climb a tree and act nuts!
- Why did the cloud go to the doctor? For some light treatment!
- Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It felt overshadowed!
- Why was the sun so good at school? It was the brightest of the bunch!
- Why did the sun never go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
- What’s a tornado’s favorite exercise? A whirl-wind sprint!
- Why was the weather so good at poker? It always had a tornado up its sleeve!
- Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast!
- Why was the weather report the best detective? It always followed the trail of the storm!
- What did the thunder say to the cloud? Quit stealing my thunder!
- What’s the sun’s favorite type of music? Solar pop!
- How does a weather vane win a fight? By taking a stand!
- What did one raindrop say to the other? Let’s merge and become an ocean!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
- What happens when fog lifts in California? UCLA!
- What’s a cyclone’s favorite dessert? Tornadoughnuts!
- How do clouds knit? With a rain of purls!
- Why was the thunder so bad at baseball? It always rained out!
- Why did the fog break up with the cloud? It felt too mistreated!
- Why don’t weather patterns work on a farm? They’re not good at picking up chicks!
- Why did the cloud apply for a job? It wanted to be cirrus!
- What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find some sky-cream!
- What do you call a grizzly bear caught in a torrential downpour? A drizzly bear!
- Why don’t hurricanes go out for dinner? They always cause a stir!
- What do you call a shower that keeps moving? Migrain-ious!
- Why don’t thunderstorms ever get lost? They always follow the lightning!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite candy? Ice-sicles!
- Why did the cloud become a gardener? He had a green thumb-nail!
- What happens when a weather front says something funny? It cracks up!
- Why did the weather vane get a promotion? It always knew which way the wind was blowing!
- What did the weather vane say to the wind? Stop pushing me around!
- Why don’t snowflakes ever get lonely? Because they always stick together!
- What does a cloud wear to a wedding? Rainment!
- Why did the snowflake go to the party? To chill out!
- What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown!
- What’s the difference between a weather vane and a rainbow? One points, the other arcs!
- Why do weather forecasters always carry a map? So they don’t precipitate!
- Why don’t storms ever lose at poker? They always have a hurricane in the hole!
- What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle!
- Why are clouds so bad at hide and seek? Because they always peak!
- Why do clouds make terrible secret keepers? Because they spill the rain!
- Why are weather reports bad at relationships? They can never keep a date!
- Why did the snowman go to the psychiatrist? He had a meltdown!
- Why was the thunderstorm always getting in trouble? It had too many shocks!
- How do you start a hail storm? Hail Mary!
- Why did the sun refuse to get out of bed? It was having a light day!
- Why did the weatherman break up with his girlfriend? He had cold feet!
- How does the sun brush its teeth? With star paste!
- What’s a storm’s favorite place to vacation? Thunderland!
- What did the snowflake say to the winter sky? “Catch me if you can!”
- Why are snowmen bad musicians? They only play in the winter and they always melt under pressure!
- Why did the cloud go to therapy? It had too much precipitation anxiety89. What does a snowman eat for lunch? An ice-berg lettuce!
- Why did the snowman visit the orthodontist? To fix his frostbite!
- What do you call a sun that tells good jokes? A sunlight comic!
- How does a weather vane greet its neighbor? “Good wind direction to you!”
- Why did the rain bring a pencil to the party? It wanted to draw a rainbow!
- Why are clouds the best comedians? They always crack you up!
- Why did the weather report go to the party? To forecast fun!
- Why was the thunder scared of the lightning? It was too shocking!
- What does a cloud call its best friends? Thunder buddies!
- How does a snowflake apologize? It sends a chill-o-gram!
- Why are clouds great parents? They never let you down!
- Why did the sun go to the bank? To save daylight!
- Why did the snowman break up with the snow-woman? He gave her the cold shoulder!
- What’s a cloud’s favorite type of music? The sound of raindrops falling!
- How do snowflakes get around town? They chill ride!
- Why was the thunder scared to go out at night? It was afraid of the dark clouds!
- How do weather vanes show they care? They always point in the right direction!
- Why did the rain go to the music concert? It wanted to see the droplets play!
- How do clouds like to communicate? Through air-mail!
- Why did the weatherman break up with his girlfriend? She said she needed more space!
- What do you call a sunburnt snowman? A puddle!
- Why did the thunder dump the lightning? It was too striking!
- Why did the weatherman go to therapy? He had forecast anxiety!
- What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite dish? Bolts and spaghetti!
- Why was the cloud always happy? It never let anything get under its weather!
- Why do snowmen always carry a stick? Because they never know when they’ll have to break the ice!
- What did the storm say to the hurricane? “You’re such a blowhard!”
- Why did the snowman want to go to school? To become a little flake-ier!
- What did the thunder say to the cloud? “Stop being so loud!”
- Why did the cloud get a job? It wanted to make ends meet!
- Why did the sun get sent to his room? He refused to set when he was told!
- Why do snowmen always smile? Because the cold never bothered them anyway!
- What do you call a lazy sun? A sunlight slacker!
- Why did the weatherman go on a diet? He wanted less pressure!
- What do storms keep in their wallets? Their ID-hurricanes!
- How do weather forecasters like their toast? Lightly battered by the rain!
- Why did the storm never lose at cards? It always had a trick up its sleeve!
- How does a cloud stay fit? By blowing off steam!
- Why was the cloud always sad? It had a heavy heart!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a bit brighter!
- What do you call a weatherman who breaks up with his girlfriend? A forecast ex!
- Why did the snowman cross the road? Because it snowed on the other side!
- What does a thunderstorm wear to a wedding? A bow tie and a lightning suit!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite pet? A twister!
- Why was the cloud always in trouble at school? It couldn’t keep quiet during a storm!
- What do you call a sun that’s gone bad? A sun-set!
- Why do hurricanes move so erratically? They can’t make up their minds!
- What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite dance move? The electric slide!
- Why did the snowman go to therapy? He had frosty feelings!
- Why did the cloud join the circus? It wanted to be the high flyer!
- What do you call a sun with a cold? A sniffle star!
- Why did the sun go on a diet? It was tired of being a big ball of gas!
- Why are clouds great at improv? They always go with the flow!
- Why did the snowflake go to the ball? It wanted to sparkle!
- What did the rain say to the dust? Let’s be mud!
- Why was the cloud so rich? It had a silver lining!
- How does a cloud propose? With a rainbow ring!
- Why did the snowflake fail the test? It blanked out!
- What’s a cloud’s favorite dessert? Meringue pie!
- Why did the weatherman bring a ruler to the barbecue? He wanted to measure the precipi-steaks!
- Why was the thunderbolt always late? It always took a lightning nap!
- What do you call a bunch of rainclouds holding a meeting? A brainstorming session!
- Why did the storm go to a music concert? It loved the sound of Thunder-struck!
- How do you compliment a rainbow? Tell it it’s looking radiant!
- What’s a thunderstorm’s favorite type of exercise? Lightning lunges!
- Why did the cloud stay at home? It felt a little foggy!
- How does a hurricane tie its shoes? With a knot-wind!
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite day of the week? Snow-day!
- What do you call a sun with a lot of friends? A social-light!
- Why did the sun go out with the moon? It was love at first light!
- What’s a cloud’s favorite mode of transportation? The cloud car!
- Why did the weatherman bring a barometer to his job interview? To take the pressure off!
- Why do storms always carry coins? For when it rains, it pours!
- Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It felt suffocated!
- What do you call a laughing sun? A sun-chuckle!
- How do you know if a cloud is rich? It has a silver lining!
- Why did the sun get an award? It had outstanding light!
- What do you call a sheep who doesn’t like the weather? A fair-weather bleater!
- Why are clouds great storytellers? Because their tales are full of thunder and lightning!
- Why did the snowman fall in love with the desert? Opposites attract!
- Why did the cloud stay home from work? It was feeling under the weather!
- What’s a sun’s favorite type of party? A solar-bash!
- How do you get a thunderstorm to laugh? Tell it a lightning joke!
- Why did the snowflake bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to get lost in the blizzard!
- What’s a cloud’s favorite type of joke? One with a punch-line!
- What does a cloud wear to a fancy event? A raincoat!
We hope our weather jokes have sparked a lightning bolt of laughter in your day! Don’t forget to share these humorous forecasts with your friends and family, as a shared joke can turn any cloudy day sunny. Keep laughing and stay tuned for more high-pressure humor. Remember, laughter is the best weather forecaster!