100 Squeal-inducing Pig Jokes That Will Hog Your Laughter

Prepare to go hog wild with our compilation of pig jokes that will have you squealing with laughter in no time. Whether you’re a farmer, an animal enthusiast, or simply someone who appreciates a good belly laugh, these jokes will hit the right comedic spots. Get ready to dive into a pigpen of hilarity!

1. Why don’t pigs ever use smartphones? Because they hate spam.
2. What do you call a pig that can tell you the future? A bacon teller.
3. Why don’t pigs play basketball? They hog the ball!
4. What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake.
5. Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine.
6. What’s a pig’s favorite color? Pig-ment pink.
7. Why was the pig in the kitchen? He was bacon a cake.
8. What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop.
9. What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar.
10. Why do pigs never feel guilty? Because they always hog the blame.
11. Why don’t pigs use social media? They’re afraid of getting roasted.
12. What’s a pig’s favorite type of news? Pork-casting.
13. What do you call a pig with no legs? Groundhog.
14. Why are pigs such bad drivers? They always hog the road.
15. What’s a pig’s favorite type of story? A pig-tale.
16. Why do pigs make great detectives? They always sniff out the truffles.
17. What’s a pig’s favorite workout? Ham-strings exercises.
18. Why did the pig go into space? To become the first pig in the moon.
19. What do you call a pig that’s been knighted? Sir-loin.
20. What do you call a pig who can play the guitar? Ham Hendrix.

21. Why don’t pigs play cards? They’re afraid of cheetahs.
22. Why did the pig get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
23. Why do pigs make great friends? They never squeal on you.
24. Why don’t pigs tell secrets? Because swine don’t speak.
25. Why was the pig good at golf? He always had a perfect swine drive.
26. Why don’t pigs sunbathe? They’re afraid of getting crackling.
27. What’s a pig’s favorite musical? Ham-il-ton.
28. What’s a pig’s favorite song? “Sweet Swine of Mine.”
29. Why are pigs so funny? Because they crackle you up.
30. What do you call a pig that can sing? Pork-idol.
31. Why did the pig join the choir? He had the chops for it.
32. Why don’t pigs start businesses? They’re afraid of making a hog mess of it.
33. What’s a pig’s favorite chess piece? The pigshop.
34. Why do pigs love to paint? They’re all about the pigment.
35. Why did the pig join the circus? He wanted to hog the spotlight.
36. What do you call a pig who loves drama? A pork actor.
37. Why was the pig always busy? Because he always had a full plate.
38. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.
39. Why did the pig go to the bakery? He wanted a job as a dough boy.
40. What do you call a pig who can dance? A pork-a-dancer.
41. What’s a pig’s favorite dessert? Pigs in a blanket.
42. What’s a pig’s favorite TV show? The Walking Fed.
43. Why do pigs always know what time it is? They have their own pig watches.
44. Why did the pig go to the beach? To squeal with delight.
45. What do you call a pig that digs in the dirt? A ground pork.
46. Why did the pig cross the road? To get to the hog dog stand.
47. What do you call a pig who likes to shop? A mall hog.
48. Why don’t pigs play soccer? They hog the ball too much.
49. What do you call a pig in a jacuzzi? A hot tub hog.
50. What’s a pig’s favorite style of music? Swine-o.
51. Why did the pig become a politician? Because he was already a pork barrel.
52. What do you call a pig that’s into fine art? A hamp-ressionist.
53. Why did the pig get an award? He was hog of the year.
54. What do you call a pig that does magic tricks? A magic ham.
55. Why did the pig take up yoga? To achieve perfect ham-ony.
56. What do you call a pig in a horror film? Frightened bacon.
57. Why don’t pigs get lost? They always hog the map.
58. What do you call a pig who loves fast food? A burger hog.
59. Why do pigs make terrible secret agents? They squeal.
60. What do you call a pig that’s a jerk? A pork jerk.
61. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig.
62. What do you call a pig in a riddle? A pork-lex.
63. Why did the pig break up with his girlfriend? She was always bacon his heart.
64. What’s a pig’s favorite superhero? Super Ham.
65. Why do pigs never get a summer vacation? They’re already baked.
66. What do you call a pig who’s a poet? A rhyme swine.
67. What do you call a pig that is wrong? Mistaken bacon.
68. What do you call a pig that flies? A sky hog.
69. Why do pigs make good drummers? They know the beat like the back of their hams.
70. What do you call a pig on roller skates? A ham roll.
71. What do you call a pig who loves the opera? Pigaletto.
72. Why did the pig go to a mind reader? To find out what was bacon in his mind.
73. What do you call a pig that plays the piano? Mozart in the sty.
74. Why was the pig invited to the BBQ? Because he was sizzling.
75. Why do pigs hate magic tricks? They can’t stand hocus pork-us.
76. What do you call a pig with a rash? Ham and itch.
77. What’s a pig’s favorite sport? Mud wrestling.
78. What do you call a pig that works at a bakery? A doughnut hog.
79. What do you call a pig that goes camping? A pork tent.
80. Why don’t pigs like to jog? They don’t want to pull a ham-string.
81. What do you call a pig that’s a big tipper? A pork belly spender.
82. What do you call a pig with a cold? A hamchoo.
83. Why did the pig become an actor? To be a movie starlet.
84. What’s a pig’s favorite movie? The Sow-shank Redemption.
85. Why do pigs never get surprised? They always squeal the news.
86. What do you call a pig in a band? A pork-ussionist.
87. What’s a pig’s favorite drink? Hog-cocoa.
88. What do you call a pig that’s a great cook? A gourmet sow.
89. Why was the pig a great musician? He really knew how to ham it up.
90. What do you call a pig who is a fashion designer? Calvin Swine.
91. Why do pigs love a good joke? They’re always up for a ham-musement.
92. What do you call a pig who is a great gardener? A plant hog.
93. What do you call a pig on a bike? A cycle hog.
94. Why was the pig a great comedian? He knew how to make ’em squeal with laughter.
95. What’s a pig’s favorite candy? Hog drops.
96. What do you call a pig who loves to read? A book hog.
97. What do you call a pig who knows math? A smart bacon.
98. What do you call a pig who is a superhero? Spider-Ham.
99. Why was the pig at the party? He heard there would be boar-becue.
100. What do you call a pig who loves space? An astron-hog.

We hope you’ve had a swine time exploring our repertoire of pig jokes and they’ve filled your day with hearty chuckles. Keep this collection close by for moments when you need a quick laugh or a humorous icebreaker. Remember, in the farmyard of life, always let laughter be your favorite animal. Until next time, keep the comedy piglets coming!