100 Pie Puns to Bake Your Day Better

Get ready to indulge your sweet tooth with our delightful collection of pie puns! Perfect for food lovers, pun enthusiasts, or anyone looking for a chuckle, these puns are sure to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone. So, pull up a chair, grab a fork, and prepare to dive into this deliciously funny array of pie puns!

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  1. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi.
  2. Why did the pie go to a dentist? It needed a filling.
  3. What’s a ghost’s favorite pie? Boo-berry.
  4. What do you call a pie that bullies other pies? A pie-ranha.
  5. What did the pie say to the fork? “You wanna piece of me?”
  6. Why did the apple pie cry? Its peelings were hurt.
  7. What do you call an angry pie? A pie-ssed off.
  8. What’s a cat’s favorite pie? Mice-cream pie.
  9. Why did the pie join the gym? It wanted to get a little more tart.
  10. What did the nervous pie say? I’m feeling crumb-y.
  11. Why did the pie go to therapy? It had too many layers.
  12. What’s a dog’s favorite pie? Pup-kin pie.
  13. Why was the pie a good listener? It always crusts you.
  14. What do you call a modest pie? Humble pie.
  15. Why was the cherry pie a hit at the party? It was very pop-ular.
  16. What’s a pie’s favorite exercise? Crust-fits.
  17. What do pies use to cut their hair? A pie-comb.
  18. Why did the pie get a time out? It wouldn’t stop flaking around.
  19. What’s a pie’s favorite school subject? Geome-pie-ry.
  20. Why did the pie go to a music concert? It wanted to jam.
  21. What do you call a spooky pie? A fright-tart.
  22. Why don’t pies ever get lost? They know their crust.
  23. What’s a pie’s favorite dance? The mashed potato.
  24. What do you call a laughing pie? A snicker-doodle.
  25. Why was the pie a good baseball player? It had the perfect pitch-er.
  26. What’s a pie’s favorite shoe? Loafers.
  27. What do you call a pie that plays the drums? A pie-cussionist.
  28. Why was the pie feeling blue? It was a berry sad.
  29. What do pies use to go camping? A pie-tent.
  30. What’s a pie’s favorite song? “American Pie.”
  31. Why did the pie go to a psychic? It wanted a tart reading.
  32. What do you call a pie with no filling? A nothing-tart.
  33. Why don’t pies ever argue? They find common ground.
  34. What’s a pie’s favorite movie? “Life of Pie.”
  35. What do pies say when they meditate? Ommmm-pie.
  36. Why was the pie on the computer? It was updating its status crumb-by-crumb.
  37. What’s a pie’s favorite TV show? “Bake-ing Bad.”
  38. Why do pies make good detectives? They always get to the bottom crust.
  39. What do pies say at yoga? Na-ma-stay flaky.
  40. What do you call a scared pie? Terrified crust.
  41. Why was the pie at the beach? It wanted to catch some rays-ins.
  42. What’s a pie’s favorite animal? A butter-fly.
  43. What do you call a pie that practices martial arts? A pie-jitsu.
  44. Why did the pie go to the doctor? It felt crumb-y.
  45. What do you call a competitive pie? A pie-val.
  46. What’s a pie’s favorite drink? Lemonade, with a twist.
  47. Why don’t pies ever give up? They always have a plan crust-B.
  48. What’s a pie’s favorite instrument? A pie-ano.
  49. What’s a pie’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
  50. What do you call a flirtatious pie? A cutie pie.
  51. Why did the pie go to school? To get a little crustier.
  52. What’s a pie’s favorite book? “The Great Gats-pie.”
  53. Why was the pie feeling down? It was in a crusty mood.
  54. What’s a pie’s favorite game? Hide and crust-seek.
  55. Why did the pie join a band? It had the perfect pitch-er.
  56. What do pies do at a disco? They crumble and groove.
  57. What do you call a pie that just broke up? A single slice.
  58. Why was the pie always stressed? It was spread too thin.
  59. What’s a pie’s favorite time of the day? Dessert time.
  60. Why was the pie feeling light-headed? It was puff pastry.
  61. What’s a pie’s favorite letter? ‘P’ for pie.
  62. What do you call a pie on a trampoline? A flip tart.
  63. Why did the pie go to the bar? To get a little tarted.
  64. What do pies wear to a wedding? A tuxedough.
  65. What’s a pie’s favorite pick-up line? “Are you a tart? Because you’ve stolen my heart.”
  66. Why did the pie go to the casino? It felt like rolling the dough.
  67. What’s a pie’s favorite city? New York – the big apple pie!
  68. Why did the pie stay in bed? It was feeling crumby.
  69. What do pies say when they’re in love? “You’re the apple of my pie.”
  70. Why was the pie a good actor? It always played its roll well.
  71. What’s a pie’s favorite sport? Base-pie-all.
  72. What’s a pie’s favorite flower? Butter-cups.
  73. Why was the pie always gossiping? It was full of juicy details.
  74. What do pies do on a hot day? They chill.
  75. Why did the pie get a promotion? It was upper crust.
  76. What do pies say when they’re surprised? “Oh, crumb!”
  77. Why was the pie always happy? It was filled with joy.
  78. What’s a pie’s favorite type of music? Pop-tarts.
  79. What’s a pie’s favorite place? The crust-ation.
  80. Why did the pie never feel alone? It was always in good company.
  81. Why did the pie go to the beauty salon? It needed a new look.
  82. What’s a pie’s favorite bird? The puffin.
  83. Why was the pie a good comedian? It always knew how to roll with the punches.
  84. What do pies say when they’re tired? “I’m beat!”
  85. What do you call a pie that can sing? A tart-in-tenor.
  86. Why was the pie a great writer? It had a way with words.
  87. What do you call a clumsy pie? A fall-pie.
  88. Why did the pie go to the library? It wanted to read a novel-tart.
  89. What do you call a pie that can dance? A jiggle pie.
  90. Why was the pie always calm? It never let things get too heated.
  91. What do pies say when they’re confused? “I don’t get the crust of it.”
  92. What’s a pie’s favorite vegetable? Sweet potato.
  93. Why did the pie get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
  94. What do pies do at a football game? They cheer-lemonade.
  95. Why was the pie in the boxing ring? It was a heavy-weight contender.
  96. What’s a pie’s favorite type of bread? Crustini.
  97. What do pies do at a picnic? They relax and unwind.
  98. Why was the pie always in trouble? It never played by the rules.
  99. What’s a pie’s favorite type of shoes? Jelly sandals.
  100. Why did the pie get a pet dog? It wanted a crumb-panion.

We hope you savored our assortment of pie puns as much as we relished compiling them for you! From lightly amusing to belly-laugh inducing, these puns add a sweet slice of humor to any occasion. Keep them at the ready for when you need a giggle or to share a laugh. After all, life is a little sweeter when you’re sharing a good pie pun!