60+ Roaring Riddles: An Assortment of Hilarious Jokes

Welcome to Hilarious Jokes, a compilation designed to set your laughter into overdrive. We’ve gathered the funniest, wittiest, and most entertaining jests from all corners of the comedy world. So sit back, relax, and prepare to laugh like you’ve never laughed before!

1. Why don’t some people trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a hug.
3. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
4. If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.
5. I was going to share a vegetable joke but it’s corny.
6. I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
7. I don’t trust these stairs because they’re always up to something.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
10. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
11. Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
13. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

15. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
16. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
17. I, for one, like Roman numerals.
18. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
19. What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
20. I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
21. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
22. Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one.
23. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
24. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
25. Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
26. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
27. The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.
28. If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: “Wow, that’s coincidental.”
29. I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They said I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
30. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
31. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
32. I used to work at a bakery as a pilot. I took the rolls and baguettes for a fly every morning.
33. I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
34. I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
35. My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.
36. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
37. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
38. I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
39. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
40. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
41. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
42. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve lost my keys, I’d be a locksmith.
43. I knew I shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now I’m feeling a little eel.
44. What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone? Jalapeño business.
45. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…She gave me a hug.
46. What do you call a donkey with only three legs? A wonky.
47. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
48. I’ve just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a wrap.
49. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
50. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
51. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? A king fish.
52. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
53. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
54. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
55. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
56. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
57. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
58. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
59. Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
60. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
61. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
62. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

We hope you’ve enjoyed our Hilarious Jokes, It’s been a pleasure to share these laughs with you. Remember, life is better when you’re laughing, so keep these jokes handy for a rainy day. Until we meet again in the realm of humor, keep smiling and stay hilarious!