80 Egg-citing Easter Puns to Crack You Up This Spring

Embrace the joy of Easter with our selection of light-hearted puns guaranteed to bring smiles. Filled with eggs-traordinary wit, our compilation adds a sprinkle of fun to your Easter festivities. Get ready to hop into the playful spirit of the season as you explore these laugh-out-loud Easter puns.

1. How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? Egg-cercise and hare-obics!
2. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
3. What’s an egg’s favorite type of music? Shell-o, of course!
4. Why don’t eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get “beat”.
5. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
6. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
7. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? With hare spray!
8. What do you call an egg from outer space? An “Egg-stra terrestrial”.
9. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? For the egg-citement!
10. Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
11. How do bunnies stay healthy? Egg-sercise!
12. Why was the Easter egg a great comedian? He always cracked up the audience.
13. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad!
14. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was egg-spelled.
15. What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
16. How do Easter eggs catch their breath? They go on a quick shell break!
17. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
18. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor? It had a case of hoppititis.
19. Why didn’t the egg cross the road? Because it wasn’t a chicken yet!
20. How do you make Easter easier? Replace the ‘t’ with an ‘i’.

21. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-Hop.
22. How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
23. How do you know the Easter Bunny was here? Carrots are missing from the kitchen.
24. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” in place of the “t”!
25. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
26. What do you call an egg who likes to prank? A practical yolker.
27. Why don’t you ever tease Easter eggs? Because they might crack up.
28. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Lots of eggs-ercise.
29. What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop.
30. What day does an egg hate the most? Fry-days.
31. How does the Easter Bunny keep his coat looking good? With hare spray!
32. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs.
33. Why do Easter eggs never tell each other jokes? They crack each other up.
34. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny.
35. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
36. Why do bunnies go to school? So they can get “egg-ucated”.
37. Why did the egg go to the Easter party? To have a cracking good time!
38. Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
39. What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny? A honey bunny!
40. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one.
41. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A hare-larious bunny.
42. What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
43. Why did the rabbit break up with the Easter Bunny? She found some-bunny else.
44. What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
45. Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder? Because the eggs were “over-easy”.
46. What did the egg say to the Easter Bunny? I’m dyeing to meet you.
47. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? He kept quacking all the eggs!
48. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead!
49. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
50. Why was the Easter Bunny upset? He was having a bad hare day!
51. Why did the Easter Bunny visit the school? To egg-cite the children!
52. Why do rabbits like to use calculators? They like to multiply.
53. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 carrot gold.
54. How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? Hare conditioning.
55. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary? A spelling hare.
56. How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hareplane!
57. Why does the Easter Bunny love gardening? Because he has a green thumbunny!
58. How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
59. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
60. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
61. What do you call a bunny in a kilt? Hopscotch!
62. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush!
63. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A bunny comedian!
64. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? By doing egg-ercises!
65. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points, just like everyone else.
66. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
67. What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop.
68. How does the Easter Bunny paint all of the Easter eggs? It’s egg-hausting work!
69. Why did the Easter egg go to school? To get egg-ucated.
70. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With hare spray!
71. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
72. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
73. Why was the rabbit happy? Because some-bunny loved him.
74. How does a bunny keep its fur looking good? With hare spray.
75. Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
76. Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.
77. What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
78. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
79. What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
80. How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? They have hare conditioning!

That’s all yolks! We hope these egg-cellent Easter puns have filled your heart with joy and laughter. Keep these puns handy to share with friends and family and add that special touch of humor to your Easter celebrations. Here’s to a joyful, fun-filled Easter, and remember – keep hatching happiness!