Dive deep into a sea of humor with our collection of 18 whale jokes that will make a splash! Perfect for marine lovers, these jokes offer a fun look at the largest creatures in our oceans. Get ready to surf the waves of laughter and embark on a comedic adventure underwater.
- Why don’t whales ever get lost at sea? Because they always follow the hump-back road!
- Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!
- What kind of whale is always on a diet? A thin whale.
- Why did the whale get a job in entertainment? He wanted to be a ‘big splash’ in Hollywood.
- What is a whale’s favorite TV show? “Whale of Fortune.”
- What do whales like to chew? Blubber gum!
- How do whales make decisions? They flipper coin.
- Why don’t whales like to talk? Because they might blubber.
- What do you call a pod of musical whales? An orca-stra!
- Why do whales sing? Because they can’t talk.
- Why don’t whales ever feel lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by buoys.
- Why did the whale blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
- What do you call a whale with no teeth? A gummy whale.
- How does a whale ask for forgiveness? It begs for your ‘pardon the spouting.’
- What do whales read for fun? Moby-Dick jokes.
- What is a whale’s favorite candy? Krill-ers.
- What did the whale say to the dolphin? “Long time no sea!”
- What did the mommy whale say to the baby whale? “Whale, it’s past your bedtime!”
- How do whales get their mail? By sea-mail.
- What do whales like to put on their toast? Jellyfish jam.
- Why did the whale go to college? To become a baleen-ted scholar.
- What’s a whale’s favorite pickup line? “Whale, hello there!”
- What do you call a whale magician? A hocus pocus humpback.
- Why was the whale so trendy? Because it had a blowhole lot of style!
- Why don’t whales use Facebook? Because they can’t click the ‘like’ button with their flippers.
- What kind of a whale flies? A pilot whale.
- What did the whale say when it bumped into the ship? “I didn’t do it on porpoise!”
- What do you call a whale with bad manners? Un-fintastic.
- Why did the whale visit the therapist? It had deep-sea issues.
- Why don’t whales play football? They’re afraid of the net.
- What’s a whale’s favorite type of joke? A killer pun!
- What’s a whale’s favorite place to vacation? Finland!
- What do you get when you cross a whale with a shark? A creature that scares even the bravest fish.
- What is a whale’s favorite drink? Saltwater on the rocks.
- Why did the whale become a vegetarian? It was tired of seafood!
- Why did the whale get a promotion? Because it made a big splash at work.
- How does a whale get around town? It rides the dolphin bus.
- Why did the whale refuse to date the dolphin? It was too shallow.
- Why don’t whales watch TV? Because there are too many reruns of “Flipper.”
- What do you call a whale that can play the piano? Talented!
- What do you call a whale that wears a crown? The king of the sea.
- What is a whale’s favorite song? “Under the Sea.”
- Why did the whale break up with his girlfriend? She had a blubbering personality.
- What do whales eat for breakfast? Krill-og’s cereal.
- How do you make a whale laugh? Tell a sea-riously funny joke.
- What do you call a whale with a unicorn horn? A nar-whale.
- Why do whales like playing hide and seek? Because they’re great at spouting their friends.
- What’s a whale’s favorite instrument? The orca-stra!
- What did the whale say to its Valentine? “I whale always love you.”
- What’s a whale’s favorite type of math? Trigonome-sea-try.
- What do you call a pod of whales touring America? United States of Ame-sea-ca.
- Why did the whale join the circus? It wanted to show off its jumbo tricks.
- What is a whale’s favorite pasta? Blubberoni.
- Why did the whale go to the gym? To get more muscle to krill.
- What’s a whale’s least favorite room? The drying room.
- What do you call a thoughtful whale? A deep thinker.
- Why did the whale go to the party? It heard there would be krill-er music.
- What do you call a whale in the desert? Lost.
- Why was the whale in trouble at school? It couldn’t stay afloat in math.
- What’s a whale’s favorite social media platform? Whale-chat.
- What’s a whale’s favorite dance? The hump-back two-step.
- Why do whales have a blowhole? To let off steam!
- Why was the whale always late? It couldn’t manage its ‘tide.’
- Why did the whale become a comedian? It was the best at telling whale-tail stories.
- Why don’t whales use cell phones? They’re afraid they might drop them in the water.
- Why did the whale go to the bar? It was looking for a good krill.
- Why was the baby whale crying? Because it lost its blubber.
- What do you call a very small whale? A dwarf-in.
- Why do whales have wrinkles? From spending too much time in the bath!
- How do you know a whale is rich? It has a blowhole lot of blubber.
- What do you call a whale in space? An astro-nautical creature.
- What do whales put on their salad? Sea-soning.
- What do you call a whale that wears glasses? A spectacle-cular sight!
- Why do whales never win at poker? Because they always get a bad hand-fin.
- What is a whale’s favorite type of art? Watercolors.
- What do you call a whale who’s good at baseball? A home-runner!
- Why did the whale refuse to marry the dolphin? It was afraid of a whale-dolphin relationship.
- What is a whale’s favorite place to hang out? The deep end!
- Why do whales always know the latest gossip? They have the best sonar.
- Why was the whale so grateful? Because it appreciated every krill it had.
- What do whales call their grandparents? Grand-porpoises!
- What did the whale wear to the party? A blubber-tie.
- How do whales stay healthy? They take their vitamins Sea and D.
- Why are whales always calm? Because they don’t let any-sea-thing bother them.
- What did the whale say to the surfer? “You wave, I wave back.”
- What do youcall a whale in a lake? A fresh water blunder.
- Why do whales get along so well? They always see eye-to-eye.
- What’s a whale’s favorite movie? “The Squirt Locker.”
- How do whales wish each other happy birthday? Whale wishes!
- Why did the whale go on a diet? It didn’t want to have too much blubber.
- What do you call a whale with a sense of humor? A stand-up commed-fin.
- What do you call a polite whale? A ‘sir’-face dweller.
- How do whales listen to music? On their pod-casts!
- Why are whales so smart? Because they stay in school.
- What do you call a whale who can’t make up its mind? A maybe-luga.
- What do you call a fast whale? A speed-o-don.
- What is a whale’s favorite type of music? Whale-ve music.
- Why do whales have so many friends? Because they’re easy to get along-swim with.
- What do you call a baby whale that plays with a kite? A kite-and-fin.
- Why did the whale refuse to talk? It didn’t want to spout nonsense.
- How does a whale invite his friends over? He sends them a whale-come invitation.
- Why was the whale a great actor? He always made a splash on stage.
- What did the ocean say to the whale? Nothing, it just waved.
- How do whales send secret messages? Through Morse code.
- Why did the whale go into real estate? It wanted to sell sandcastles.
- Why did the whale become a banker? It had a knack for saving clams.
- What do you call a whale with a lisp? Moby Lithp.
- What did the whale say to the dolphin? I’m fathoms above you.
- Why do whales never get caught? They have a whale of a getaway plan.
- What did the whale say when it got hurt? I’ve got a hump-back.
- Why do whales never get lost? They always whale on the right path.
- What do whales say when they’re confused? “I don’t under-sea-stand.”
- How do you know when a whale is bored? It whales about it.
- Why do whales make bad secret agents? They spout all their secrets.
- Why did the whale get into politics? It wanted to serve the sea-nate.
- What is a whale’s favorite hobby? Bubble watching.
- Why do whales love math? Because they find it whale-y easy.
- How do whales greet each other? “Whale met!”
- What is a whale’s favorite type of story? A whale’s tale.
- Why was the whale at the computer? It was browsing the net.
- What did the whale say to its noisy neighbors? “Keep it down, or I’ll call the krill.”
- What do you call a sophisticated whale? A gentle-fin.
- What do you call a whale who writes poems? An ink-spout.
- What do you call a whale in a bubble bath? A clean sea-n.
- How does a whale invest its money? In the sturgeon market.
- What did the whale call its sweetheart? Its sunfish.
- Why do whales make great detectives? They always get to the bottom of things.
- What do you call a whale with a tiara? A sea princess.
- How does a whale tell time? With a tide-watch.
- What did the whale say to the turtleneck sweater? “You’re too tight around the blowhole.”
- Why did the whale start meditating? To find inner peas (peas of krill, of course).
- What did the whale say when it won a race? “I had a whale of a time!”
- Why was the whale so popular? Because he had a lot of plaice in society.
- Why was the whale a good listener? Because it was all ears (or fins, in this case).
- Why was the whale in school? It was trying to get a degree in fishtory.
- What is a whale’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, of course.
- How do whales pay for their coffee? With sand dollars.
- Why did the whale refuse to eat shrimp? It didn’t want to be shellfish.
- What do you call a whale’s autobiography? A blow-by-blow account.
- Why did the whale become a baker? It loved to knead dough.
- What is a whale’s favorite James Bond film? “License to Krill.”
- Why do whales love the night sky? Because it’s filled with starfish.
- What is a whale’s favorite fairytale? The Little Mermaid.
- Why did the whale refuse to take a photo? It didn’t want to be spotted.
- Why are whales good at math? They know their algaebra.
- What do whales put on their bread? Butter from the sea.
- Why did the whale become a gardener? It loved pruning sea-weeds.
- How do whales decorate their homes? With sand-dollar decor.
- What’s a whale’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.
- How do whales apologize? They just blubber something incoherent.
- Why did the whale wear a disguise? It didn’t want to be recognized.
- Why did the whale join a club? It wanted to be a social swimmer.
- What do whales eat for dessert? Plankton pie.
- Why do whales never forget? Because they have a whale of a memory.
- What do you call a whale with a crown? A sea-king.
- How do you know a whale is in a good mood? It has a krill in its step.
- What is a whale’s favorite pickup line? “You must be a sea-n, because I’ve lost track of tide.”
- Why are whales so polite? They never blow it out of proportion.
- What’s a whale’s favorite band? The Beach Boys.
- Why was the whale’s report card all wet? Because its grades were below sea-level.
- Why did the whale get a job at the restaurant? It had a talent for flipping fish.
- What is a whale’s favorite board game? Sea-nopoly.
- Why did the whale refuse to eat sardines? They didn’t fit the bill.
- Why are whales always happy? They go with the flow.
- What’s a whale’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, because it looks like a big net.
- What’s a whale’s favorite type of currency? Sand dollars.
- Why do whales never lie? They don’t want to be caught in a net of lies.
- Why do whales make great chefs? They know how to whip up a sea-storm.
- How does a whale congratulate you? It tells you, “Whale done!”
- What did the whale say to the charging bull? “You’re in the wrong sea-ne.”
- Why are whales badat hide-and-seek? They’re too easy to spot.
- What is a whale’s favorite candy? Salt-water taffy.
- Why do whales sing? They have a whale of a voice.
- Why was the whale’s party a big hit? Because it went swimmingly.
- Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide.
- How does a whale stay fit? It does squale-ates.
- Why do whales never sweat? They always keep cool under the sea.
- What is a whale’s favorite type of jeans? Ocean washed denim.
- Why are whales so calm? They always go with the tide.
- How do whales make a decision? They flipper coin.
- Why did the whale bring sunscreen to the beach? It didn’t want to get a sunburn.
- What’s a whale’s favorite sport? Blowhole-ing.
- Why do whales make good friends? They never bail on you.
- Why do whales like to gossip? They always spill the sea-crets.
- What do you call a lonely whale? A blue whale.
- How do whales start a race? “Get set, blow!”
- Why don’t whales use cell phones? They’re afraid of the net-work.
- What did the mama whale say to the baby whale? “Stop blubbering.”
- Why did the whale become a writer? It loved spouting stories.
- What do whales say at graduation? Whale see you later!
- Why was the whale a great comedian? He knew how to deliver a punch-line.
- Why don’t whales ever get bored? There’s always something new to sea.
- Why did the whale wear glasses? To improve its humpback vision.
- Why did the whale bring an umbrella? It heard it was going to rain cats and dogfish.
- How do whales make a toast? “Here’s to life and all its o-fish-al splendors!”
- What do you call a whale magician? A hocus-porpoise.
- What do whales eat at barbecues? Plankton patties.
- What’s a whale’s favorite song? “Under the Sea.”
- Why do whales never feel guilty? They always follow their porpoise.
- Why was the whale late? It stopped to have a chat with its krill-friends.
We hope these whale jokes added a splash of fun to your day! Remember, humor, like the ocean, is vast and endlessly entertaining. Stay tuned for more aquatic-themed content that reminds us of the joys of laughter and the fascinating wonders of the deep blue sea.
