70+ Thoroughly Amusing Thursday Jokes to Kickstart Your Day

Welcome to our collection of Thursday jokes designed to kickstart your day with a dose of humor. Whether you’re easing into the weekend or just need a reason to smile, these jokes will surely tickle your funny bone. So, set aside the weekday blues and dive into a wellspring of laughter!

1. Why did Thursday get a ticket? Because it kept speeding towards the weekend.
2. Thursday is my third favorite day to fantasize about it being Friday.
3. I asked Thursday where it’s going. It said, “Friday, eventually.”
4. Why did Thursday see a therapist? It had a weekday identity crisis.
5. I call my cat ‘Thursday,’ because it always lands on the weekend.
6. Why is Thursday the most modest day? Because it’s always giving Friday all the attention.
7. Why did Thursday go to school? It wanted to be a ‘Fry’-day.
8. Did you hear about the romance between Thursday and Friday? It’s a week-long love story.
9. Thursday walks into a bar. Bartender says, “You’re early, Friday.”
10. Why did the week break up with Thursday? Because it kept saying, “Is it Friday yet?”
11. What did Thursday say to Friday? “You’re tomorrow’s problem.”
12. I once dated a girl named Thursday; she always came before Friday.
13. Thursday’s favorite exercise? The weekend push.
14. Thursday is just Friday in disguise. Don’t be fooled.
15. Why does Thursday wear glasses? To look forward to the weekend.
16. Thursday’s favorite movie? “Friday the 13th.”
17. Thursdays are like teenagers, always eager for the weekend to arrive.
18. Why did the calendar break up with Thursday? It couldn’t handle the pressure of being so close to Friday.
19. Why don’t Thursdays play hide and seek with Fridays? Because Fridays always leave.
20. Why did Thursday get a promotion? It was one day closer to being Friday.
21. How does Thursday get its coffee? On the brink of Friday.
22. Why was Thursday so cold? Because it’s always under Friday’s shadow.
23. Thursday’s pick-up line? “Are you Friday? Because I’ve been looking for you all week.”
24. Thursday’s favorite song? “Friday I’m In Love.”
25. What does Thursday wear to parties? Its Friday best.
26. Why did Thursday start a blog? It wanted to be in the Friday highlights.
27. What’s Thursday’s favorite dance? The Friday eve jig.
28. Thursday’s spirit animal? The almost-weekend sloth.
29. Why did Thursday go to the bank? To make it to payday.
30. What’s Thursday’s favorite sport? The weekend sprint.
31. Why was Thursday at the dentist? It wanted a bright Friday smile.
32. Why is Thursday the best chef? It’s always cooking up plans for the weekend.
33. How does Thursday stay fit? By chasing Friday.
34. What’s Thursday’s secret skill? Making Friday appear faster.
35. Why does Thursday drink coffee? It needs the energy to turn into Friday.
36. Thursday’s favorite book? “Friday Night Lights.”
37. Why did Thursday go to the opera? To hit the high notes like Friday.
38. What is Thursday’s favorite hobby? Counting down to Friday.
39. Why was Thursday nervous at the karaoke? It had to perform “Friday I’m in Love.”
40. What did Thursday say to the week? “I’m almost Friday. You’re welcome.”
41. If Thursday were a beverage, it would be ‘Almost-Friday’ tea.
42. Why does Thursday prefer the front seat? To get a clear view of Friday.
43. Thursdays are like middle children, almost forgotten between Wednesday and Friday.
44. Thursday’s favorite game? Just one day away from being Friday.
45. Why is Thursday the best detective? It’s always close to finding Friday.
46. If Thursday were a superhero, its power would be to fast-forward to Friday.
47. Thursday’s biggest wish? To wake up and be Friday.
48. Why did Thursday go to the gym? It was training to be a Friday.
49. Thursday’s favorite magic trick? Turning into Friday overnight.
50. Why does Thursday feel special? Because Friday always follows it.
51. Why did Thursday get a makeover? It wanted to look like Friday.
52. Thursday’s motto? “Stay calm, Friday is on its way.”
53. Thursday walks into a bar, Friday says, “You’re just in time.”
54. If Thursday were an artist, it would paint Fridays.
55. Why did Thursday get a pet? It wanted a Friday companion.
56. Why is Thursday the wisest day? It’s seen more Fridays.
57. Thursday’s favorite joke? “Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Almost Friday.”
58. Why did Thursday join a band? It wanted to be the opening act for Friday.
59. Why did Thursday go to the hairstylist? It wanted to look like Friday.
60. Thursday’s favorite band? ‘The Fridays’.
61. Why is Thursday the best navigator? It always finds Friday.
62. How does Thursday like its eggs? Fried-ay.
63. Why did Thursday join the circus? It wanted to be a Friday entertainer.
64. Thursday’s favorite dessert? Friday Sundae.
65. If Thursday was in a race, it would always be second to Friday.
66. What does Thursday use to freshen its breath? Friday mints.
67. Why did Thursday take up meditation? It wanted to manifest as Friday.
68. What’s Thursday’s favorite TV show? ‘TGIF’ – Thank God It’s Friday.
69. Why did Thursday go shopping? It wanted a new Friday outfit.
70. Thursday’s favorite bedtime story? The tale of almost-Friday.
71. Why did Thursday visit the fortune teller? It wanted to know if it would become Friday.
72. Thursday’s biggest accomplishment? Being 24 hours from Friday.

We hope these Thursday jokes have added a touch of amusement to your day. Remember, laughter is the best way to cruise through the week. Share these jokes to spread the cheer and make every Thursday a day to look forward to. Stay tuned for more compilations promising to fill your days with chuckles and smiles!