150 Hilariously Spooky Friday the 13th Jokes to Break Your Superstitions

Get ready to laugh off your superstitions with our collection of hilariously spooky Friday the 13th jokes. From black cats to broken mirrors, these jokes playfully navigate the legends and lore associated with this infamous date. Dive in and let a dose of humor chase away any potential chills or thrills.

1. Why don’t skeletons fight on Friday the 13th? They don’t have the guts.
2. Why was Friday the 13th so lucky for the fish? It was the day they caught the worm.
3. Why did the cat love Friday the 13th? He could finally cross the road without anyone asking why.
4. Why did the vampire love Friday the 13th? Because it’s always a bloody good time.
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week? Fright-day the 13th!
6. What do you call a scaredy cat on Friday the 13th? Purr-anoid.
7. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend on Friday the 13th? He couldn’t stomach her anymore.
8. Why was the broom late on Friday the 13th? It overswept.
9. How does Friday the 13th break the ice at a party? It cracks a scary joke.
10. What’s the werewolf’s favorite dessert on Friday the 13th? Moon-pies.
11. Why did the spider spin its web on Friday the 13th? To catch a lucky break.
12. Why was the mummy so tense on Friday the 13th? He couldn’t unwind.
13. Why did the witch refuse to fly her broom on Friday the 13th? She didn’t want to press her luck.
14. What did the ghost say to Friday the 13th? Boo-yah!
15. What’s the skeleton’s motto on Friday the 13th? “No guts, no gory.”
16. Why did the scarecrow become a comedian on Friday the 13th? He was outstanding in his “fear-l”!
17. Why don’t monsters eat ghosts on Friday the 13th? They taste like sheet.
18. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work on Friday the 13th? Lazy bones!
19. Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal on Friday the 13th? He heard it had great circulation.
20. Why did the monster go to a psychiatrist on Friday the 13th? He was feeling a bit “ab-normal.”
21. What’s a ghoul’s favorite Friday the 13th activity? Ghoulfing!
22. What do you call a witch who survives Friday the 13th? A lucky spell-ebrity!
23. Why was the math book sad on Friday the 13th? It had too many problems.
24. Why do graveyards love Friday the 13th? People are dying to get in.
25. Why did the clock get kicked out of the Friday the 13th party? It was ticking off everyone.
26. Why don’t witches wear flat hats on Friday the 13th? There’s no point in it.
27. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician on Friday the 13th? He was outstanding in his field.
28. What do you call a werewolf with a fever on Friday the 13th? A hot dog.
29. Why did the tomato turn red on Friday the 13th? It saw the salad dressing.
30. What do you call a very fast zombie on Friday the 13th? A zoombie!
31. Why did the monster go on a diet on Friday the 13th? He had too much “ghoulash.”
32. Why was the jack-o-lantern bad at playing cards on Friday the 13th? It kept losing its “pumpkin” face.
33. What do you call a mummy who won’t go out on Friday the 13th? A wrapscallion!
34. Why did the vampire brush his teeth on Friday the 13th? To prevent “bat breath.”
35. Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ on Friday the 13th? He heard they were serving spare ribs.
36. Why don’t mummies take time off on Friday the 13th? They’re afraid to unwind.
37. Why was the zombie chewing on a notebook on Friday the 13th? He wanted a byte of data.
38. Why was the computer cold on Friday the 13th? It left its Windows open.
39. Why was the ghost a good liar on Friday the 13th? You could see right through him.
40. Why did the zombie become a gardener on Friday the 13th? He likes “planting” people.
41. What do you call a cold dog haunting your house on Friday the 13th? A chilli dog.
42. Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town on Friday the 13th? They have no body to go with.
43. Why did the ghost bring a ladder on Friday the 13th? He was getting ready for some high spirits.
44. Why did the ghost go to the bar on Friday the 13th? For the boos!
45. What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean? A human bean.
46. Why did the skeleton refuse to cross the road on Friday the 13th? He had no guts!
47. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist on Friday the 13th? To improve his bite.
48. Why was the witch so good at boxing on Friday the 13th? She had a mean left hook.
49. Why don’t ghosts like the rain on Friday the 13th? It dampens their spirits.
50. Why did the zombie go crazy on Friday the 13th? He lost his mind.
51. Why don’t monsters eat clowns on Friday the 13th? They taste funny!
52. Why did the ghost go into the bar on Friday the 13th? For the “boos.”
53. Why did the vampire become a poet on Friday the 13th? He had a thirst for verse.
54. Why was the mummy so stressed on Friday the 13th? He was all wrapped up in his work.
55. Why was the zombie’s report card so bad on Friday the 13th? It was full of dead grades.
56. Why did the skeleton have no friends on Friday the 13th? He was too bone-ly.
57. Why was the ghost a bad liar on Friday the 13th? You could see right through him.
58. Why did the witch refuse to bet on Friday the 13th? She wasn’t feeling very wicca’d.
59. Why did the werewolf stop running on Friday the 13th? He needed a paws.
60. Why was the zombie’s diary so thin on Friday the 13th? He didn’t have a lot on his mind.
61. Why did the monster refuse to play cards on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of dealing with the hands he was given.
62. Why did the ghost refuse to play hide-and-seek on Friday the 13th? He was always being spotted.
63. Why did the ghoul love going to the spa on Friday the 13th? He loved a good scream treatment.
64. What do you call a fast-moving ghost on Friday the 13th? A “scare” jet.
65. Why was the witch always healthy on Friday the 13th? She knew her “hex”-ercise.
66. Why did the vampire carry a breath mint on Friday the 13th? He had “bat” breath.
67. What do you call a scared werewolf on Friday the 13th? A “were-woof.”
68. Why was the ghost a good baker on Friday the 13th? His cakes were “supernaturally” light.
69. What does a ghost wear when it rains on Friday the 13th? “Boo”-ts.
70. Why was the monster’s computer so fast on Friday the 13th? It had a lot of bytes.
71. Why did the werewolf refuse to argue on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to be a “barking” dog.
72. Why was the zombie always lost on Friday the 13th? He kept losing his head.
73. What do you call a polite ghost on Friday the 13th? A “pleased” to meet you.
74. Why was the mummy a good detective on Friday the 13th? He was great at “unwrapping” mysteries.
75. Why was the witch so bad at soccer on Friday the 13th? She always flew over the goals.
76. Why did the werewolf bring a map on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to “lose track.”
77. Why did the vampire fail his driving test on Friday the 13th? He kept “batting” the traffic signals.
78. Why did the ghost bring a suitcase on Friday the 13th? He was ready for a “boo” trip.
79. Why was the zombie always tired on Friday the 13th? He was dead on his feet.
80. Why did the skeleton bring a fan on Friday the 13th? He was trying to “bone up” on his coolness.
81. What do you call a werewolf on Friday the 13th? A “bark” of bad luck.
82. Why was the mummy so dirty on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of the “showers.”
83. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit on Friday the 13th? Neck-tarines.
84. Why was the ghost always in trouble on Friday the 13th? He couldn’t “behave” himself.
85. Why did the werewolf fail his exam on Friday the 13th? He was only “howling” at the moon.
86. What did the mummy say to the vampire on Friday the 13th? “Stop being a pain in the neck!”
87. Why did the witch bring a pencil to bed on Friday the 13th? She wanted to draw the curtains.
88. Why was the zombie a terrible secret-keeper on Friday the 13th? He was all “ears.”
89. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument on Friday the 13th? The trom-bone.
90. Why did the werewolf refuse to go to the movie on Friday the 13th? He heard it was a “howler.”
91. What do you call a monster who likes to disco on Friday the 13th? The boogie man.
92. Why did the ghost go to the sales on Friday the 13th? He was looking for some “boo”-gains.
93. Why did the witch carry a broomstick on Friday the 13th? She wanted to sweep her problems away.
94. Why did the werewolf refuse to read on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of full “moons.”
95. What’s a mummy’s favorite music on Friday the 13th? Wrap music!
96. Why was the vampire always lonely on Friday the 13th? He was a pain in the neck.
97. Why was the zombie’s computer so slow on Friday the 13th? It had a lot of “windows” to close.
98. Why did the ghost refuse to take the elevator on Friday the 13th? He preferred to take the “scare-case.”
99. Why was the monster so good at yoga on Friday the 13th? He was always in the “corpse” pose.
100. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone on Friday the 13th? He had no “body” to go with.
101. Why did the ghost bring his own music on Friday the 13th? He didn’t like the “boo”-gie tunes.
102. Why did the skeleton refuse to play chess on Friday the 13th? He was missing a couple of bones in his strategy.
103. Why did the werewolf win the basketball game on Friday the 13th? He always shoots for the moon.
104. Why was the mummy the best drummer? Because he had the best wrap beats.
105. Why did the vampire become a chef on Friday the 13th? He had a taste for the “bite” life.
106. Why did the monster go to school on Friday the 13th? He heard there was a lot of class “spirit.”
107. What do you call a skeleton who likes to tickle people on Friday the 13th? “Bones” of laughter.
108. Why was the ghost always in fashion on Friday the 13th? He liked to keep up with the “boo”-trends.
109. Why was the zombie such a bad actor on Friday the 13th? He couldn’t remember his lines.
110. Why did the mummy go on a diet on Friday the 13th? He was feeling a little “wrapped” up in himself.
111. Why did the witch go to the hair salon on Friday the 13th? She wanted to get a new “broom”-do.
112. Why did the vampire get a job at the library on Friday the 13th? He liked things that have a lot of “bite.”
113. Why was the ghost the best cheerleader on Friday the 13th? He had a lot of “spirit.”
114. Why did the zombie join the circus on Friday the 13th? He wanted to become a “dead” defying act.
115. Why was the skeleton always at the dentist on Friday the 13th? He was getting his “funny bone” checked.
116. Why did the werewolf stop watching the news on Friday the 13th? It was too much “howl”-abaloo.
117. Why was the mummy such a great journalist on Friday the 13th? He always got to the “bottom” of the story.
118. Why did the ghost become a baker on Friday the 13th? He was great at making “boo”-berry muffins.
119. What do you call a skeleton on a hot day on Friday the 13th? A “melt”-on.
120. Why did the vampire take a painting class on Friday the 13th? He wanted to draw some “blood.”
121. Why did the werewolf start a band on Friday the 13th? He wanted to be a “rock” star.
122. Why was the mummy always busy on Friday the 13th? He was always “wrapped” up in something.
123. Why did the ghost join the circus on Friday the 13th? He wanted to be a “paranormal” performer.
124. Why did the zombie refuse to play cards on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of dealing with the “deck.”
125. Why did the vampire refuse to take a selfie on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of the “flash.”
126. Why did the ghost refuse to play hide and seek on Friday the 13th? He was always “spotted.”
127. Why did the werewolf become a gardener on Friday the 13th? He wanted to “plant” some moonflowers.
128. Why did the mummy start a band on Friday the 13th? He was “wrapped” up in music.
129. Why was the zombie a great comedian on Friday the 13th? He was “dead” funny.
130. Why did the vampire refuse to play poker on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of dealing with “stakes.”
131. Why was the ghost always cold on Friday the 13th? He had no “body” heat.
132. Why did the werewolf refuse to play basketball on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of “dunking” the moon.
133. Why was the mummy always well-dressed on Friday the 13th? He was a “wrap” star.
134. Why did the zombie refuse to join a race on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of running out of “breath.”
135. Why was the vampire always tired on Friday the 13th? He was up all “night.”
136. Why did the ghost become a detective on Friday the 13th? He liked to follow his “instincts.”
137. Why did the werewolf become a teacher on Friday the 13th? He was a “howling” success.
138. Why did the mummy refuse to play hide and seek on Friday the 13th? He was afraid of being “unwrapped.”
139. Why was the zombie always lost on Friday the 13th? He kept losing his “head.”
140. Why did the vampire become a musician on Friday the 13th? He had a “bat” for music.
141. Why did the ghost refuse to wrestle on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to get “boo”-ed.
142. Why did the werewolf become a sailor on Friday the 13th? He wanted to howl at the “moon.”
143. Why was the mummy such a good actor on Friday the 13th? He was great at “wrapping” up a scene.
144. Why did the zombie refuse to eat on Friday the 13th? He was watching his “die-it.”
145. Why did the vampire refuse to play baseball on Friday the 13th? He didn’t like the “stakes.”
146. Why did the ghost become a comedian on Friday the 13th? He loved “boo”-ing people.
147. Why did the werewolf become a writer on Friday the 13th? He loved “howling” tales.
148. Why did the mummy refuse to swim on Friday the 13th? He didn’t want to get “unwrapped.”
149. Why did the zombie refuse to go to school on Friday the 13th? He felt like he was “dead” tired.
150. Why did the vampire refuse to go to the beach on Friday the 13th? He didn’t like the “sun.”

We hope these Friday the 13th jokes have turned any superstitions into bouts of laughter. Just as the mystery adds intrigue to this day, humor brings light and fun. Continue browsing through our collections for more laughter-filled content. Remember, it’s all in good fun, even when the calendar says it’s Friday the 13th!