61 Wholesome and Clean Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Step into our world of clean, clever humor designed to brighten your day. This collection of wholesome jokes is just the ticket for a quick giggle or a shared laugh with friends and family. Let’s dive into this laughter-filled journey that’s fun for all ages.

1. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
4. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
5. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
7. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
9. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
12. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
14. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
15. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They could crack up!
18. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
19. Why did the barber win the race? He took a short cut!
20. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
21. Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
22. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
23. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
24. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
25. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
26. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
27. Why did the scarecrow become a politician? He was outstanding in his field.
28. Why did the computer go to school? It wanted to improve its data processing skills.
29. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
30. What did the big flower say to the small flower? Hi, bud!

31. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
32. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
33. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!
34. What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
35. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast.
36. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was already stuffed.
37. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
38. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
39. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
40. What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes.
41. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
42. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
43. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
44. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
45. Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They could crack up.
46. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
47. Why don’t some animals play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs.
48. What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
49. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
50. How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
51. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
52. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
53. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
54. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
55. Why was the math homework full of plants? It was a plantom of the operations.
56. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in his field.
57. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many “cache” issues.
58. Why was the cellphone wearing glasses? It lost all its contacts.
59. Why did the robot go on a diet? It had too many bytes.
60. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
61. What’s a ghost’s favorite room? The living room.

That concludes our refreshing array of clean jokes. We hope they sparked joy and laughter in your day. Remember, humor is a universal language that brings us all closer. Share these jokes and spread the cheer. Until next time, keep the laughter flowing and your spirits high!