100 Purr-fectly Funny Cat Jokes to Tickle Your Whiskers

Welcome to a purrfect world of feline humor. Our collection of cat jokes is just the thing to amuse the cat-lover in you. From kittens to lions, and everything in between, get ready to pounce into a flurry of feline hilarity. Let the fun begin!

1. Why don’t cats play poker? They’re afraid of cheetahs.
2. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain!
3. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
4. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
5. Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive.
6. What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? Purrsuasive.
7. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
8. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.
9. Why did the cat go to school? To become litter-ate.
10. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple.
11. How does a cat stop a video? By hitting the paws button.
12. Why do cats hate online shopping? They prefer a cat-alog.
13. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kit.
14. How do you know your cat is a boy? When he becomes a manx.
15. Why did the cat sit on the TV? He wanted to be a screen star.
16. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? The Great Catsby.
17. Why do cats make terrible story tellers? They only have one tail.
18. What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
19. What do you call a cat who lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
20. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the remote? Paws.
21. Why don’t cats play chess? Because they’re afraid of check-mates.
22. What do you call a cat in a mermaid costume? Purr-maid.
23. Why do cats never complain? Because they don’t give a meow.
24. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
25. Why are cats terrible singers? They can’t hit the high notes, only the windows!
26. What’s a cat’s favorite kitchen appliance? The can opener.
27. What do you call a cat who can put together furniture from IKEA? An assembly kit.
28. What’s a cat’s favorite song? “Three Blind Mice.”
29. What does a cat have that no other animal has? Kitty litter.
30. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.

31. Why do cats always get their way at bedtime? Because they won’t take “no” for an an-snooze.
32. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote? “Tabby, or not tabby, that is the question.”
33. Why don’t cats ever play hide and seek? Because they always puss out.
34. Why did the cat bring a fan to dinner? She heard the mouse was a little cheesy.
35. What’s a cat’s favorite part of a joke? The “punch” line!
36. Why was the cat a great tennis player? Because her serve was purr-fect.
37. Why did the cat join the circus? She wanted to be a big cat on a trapeze.
38. Why don’t cats like online jokes? They prefer a good mouse-terpiece.
39. Why was the cat a great detective? She always pounced on the evidence.
40. What’s a cat’s favorite exercise? The pounce of bicep curls.
41. What do you call a cat who can play the guitar? A mewsician.
42. Why do cats always know what time it is? Because they’re meow-ntain lions.
43. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
44. What’s a cat’s favorite co-worker? The copycat.
45. Why did the cat wear a dress? She was feline fine.
46. What do you call a cat who loves to twirl? A dance kit-ty.
47. Why do cats always get hired? They always nail the purr-sentation.
48. What’s a cat’s favorite movie? The sound of Mew-sic.
49. Why are cats great at singing? They can carry a mew-sical note.
50. What do you call a cat that can play the violin? A fiddle.
51. Why don’t cats use bookmarks? Because they prefer to just prowl through the pages.
52. Why did the cat get a job at the bakery? Because she kneaded the dough.
53. What do you call a cat who can predict the weather? A weather purr-dictor.
54. Why was the cat a great baseball player? Because she always hit a home-purr.
55. What do you call a cat that can fly a plane? An aviator.
56. Why did the cat go to medical school? She wanted to be a first aid kit.
57. What’s a cat’s favorite pickup line? “Are you feline the connection?”
58. What’s a cat’s favorite type of math? Cater-matics.
59. Why was the cat a great writer? Because she always knew where to put the claws.
60. Why was the cat a great musician? She always hit the right keys.
61. What do you call a cat who paints? Purr-casso.
62. Why did the cat join the police force? She wanted to serve and purr-tect.
63. Why did the cat become a lawyer? She was great at catching claws in the contract.
64. What do you call a cat who loves fast food? A junk food kitty.
65. Why was the cat so good at video games? She had the fastest paws.
66. What do you call a cat with eight legs? An octo-puss.
67. Why did the cat become a gardener? She loved to dig up the dirt.
68. Why was the cat a great chess player? She always knew when to pounce.
69. What’s a cat’s favorite type of fish? A catfish, of course!
70. Why did the cat go into advertising? She was great at catchy slogans.
71. Why did the cat love school? She was a real class kitty.
72. Why did the cat become a detective? She loved to prowl the beat.
73. Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives.
74. What’s a cat’s favorite type of car? A Cat-illac.
75. What do you call a cat that lives in Alaska? An eskimeow.
76. What do you call a cat that’s a knight? Sir Purr-a-lot.
77. What’s a cat’s favorite class in school? Hisss-tory.
78. Why don’t cats use smartphones? They’re more into tele-purr-ting.
79. Why did the cat go to space? To become an astro-cat.
80. Why do cats like to read newspapers? They’re looking for the latest mews.
81. Why was the cat so good at video games? She had plenty of practice with mouse control.
82. What’s a cat’s favorite day of the week? Caturday!
83. What do you call a cat who can play the piano? A key-board cat.
84. What’s a cat’s favorite type of sandwich? A mouse-tard and may-mews sandwich.
85. Why did the cat get a job in tech support? She was great at troubleshooting.
86. Why don’t cats play board games? They’d rather mouse around.
87. Why do cats make terrible DJs? They always paws the record.
88. What do you call a cat in the military? Private Purr.
89. Why do cats love old stories? They love tales of the purr-storic era.
90. Why are cats such great singers? They always hit the high mew-sical notes.
91. What do you call a cat that lives underwater? A purr-maid.
92. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespearean play? “Romeow and Juliet.”
93. What do you call a cat who’s great at bowling? An Alley Cat.
94. What’s a cat’s favorite state of America? Con-mew-ticut.
95. Why did the cat become a politician? She wanted to improve her litter-acy rate.
96. Why don’t cats like to tan? They’re afraid of getting sun-purrr-ned.
97. What do you call a cat who can’t stop licking itself? Purr-petually grooming.
98. What’s a cat’s favorite beverage? Purr-secco.
99. What’s a cat’s favorite pop star? Katy Purry.
100. What do you call a cat who loves to dance? Cha-cat-a.

That brings us to the end of our whisker-tickling collection of cat jokes. We hope you enjoyed these paw-some puns as much as we enjoyed curating them for you. Share the giggles with your friends and fellow cat-lovers. Until next time, keep purring and keep laughing!