130 Apple Jokes to Core Up Some Healthy Laughter

Take a bite out of humor with our crisp collection of apple jokes. Perfect for adding a fresh twist to your conversations or just for a fun-filled laugh, these jokes offer a juicy blend of wit and amusement. So, prepare to get your funny apple cart loaded and let the laughter flow!

1. Why did the Apple go to the doctor? Because it couldn’t stop feeling “Core”!
2. What do you call an Apple that plays the trumpet? A “tooty fruity”!
3. Why don’t Apples ever get lost? Because they always find their “core”dinates!
4. What’s an Apple’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Windows”!
5. Why did the Apple break up with its partner? Because it said they were too “peel”ing!
6. What do you call an Apple that’s a comedian? A “Pippin” of laughter!
7. Why did the Apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
8. What do you get if you cross an Apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
9. Why do Apples make terrible secret agents? Because they always get “core”nered!
10. What do you call a grumpy Apple? A “crab” apple!
11. Why did the Apple go to the party? To get a little sauced!
12. What’s an Apple’s favorite school subject? History, they love talking about Sir Isaac “Newton”!
13. How do you make an Apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
14. Why did the Apple never get into university? It couldn’t get past the entrance “ex-seed”!
15. What do you call an Apple who became a detective? Sherlock Pippin!
16. What do Apples drink on hot summer days? Apple “cider”ade!
17. Why don’t Apples ever go on dates? They prefer to just “hang” with their bunch!
18. What’s an Apple’s favorite band? The “Beat”les!
19. What’s an Apple’s favorite nursery rhyme? Little Jack “Horner”!
20. Why did the Apple join the gym? To work on its core!

21. What’s an Apple’s favorite TV show? “Orange” is the New Black!
22. Why did the Apple stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of “peel”!
23. How does an Apple ask for forgiveness? It “a-peels”!
24. What do you call an Apple who sings? A fruit “tenor”!
25. Why was the Apple all alone? Because it couldn’t find a pear!
26. What did the Apple say to the banana? You’re “a-peeling”!
27. Why don’t Apples ever get stressed? They always keep their cool in the “crisper”!
28. Why did the Apple get a job? It was tired of just “loafing” around!
29. What do you call a shocked Apple? An “a-peeled”!
30. What’s an Apple’s favorite place to visit? The Big “Apple”!
31. How do Apples like their jokes? Sweet and “crispy”!
32. What do you call an Apple who’s a lawyer? A “sue-t”!
33. What did the Apple say to the celery? Stop “stalking” me!
34. What do you call an Apple with a briefcase? An executive “fruit”!
35. Why did the Apple go on a diet? It felt a bit too “round”!
36. Why did the Apple break up with the Orange? They had a “zest-ful” disagreement!
37. What’s an Apple’s favorite Broadway show? “The Apple King”!
38. How does an Apple say goodbye? “Peel” later!
39. Why did the Apple get caught? It couldn’t “core”ver its tracks!
40. What do you call an Apple in a lion’s den? A “snack”!
41. How do you compliment an Apple? Tell it, it’s “a-peeling”!
42. Why did the Apple refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? It was afraid of “cheetahs”!
43. What’s an Apple’s favorite sport? “Squash”!
44. How does an Apple stop a film? It hits the “paws”!
45. Why was the Apple afraid of heights? It didn’t want to become applesauce!
46. What’s an Apple’s favorite city? “New York”, the Big Apple!
47. Why did the Apple become a baker? It had a passion for “pie”!
48. How does an Apple get around the city? It uses the “sub-peel”!
49. Why was the Apple sad on Valentine’s Day? It didn’t have a “date”!
50. What do you call an Apple who knows karate? A “fruit ninja”!
51. Why did the Apple sign up for a music class? It wanted to learn the “pea-ano”!
52. What did the Apple say to the worm? “Stop being a ‘core’ tenant”!
53. How does an Apple maintain law and order? By being a “fruit patrol”!
54. Why don’t Apples ever get married? They’re afraid of going through a “seedy” divorce!
55. Why did the Apple become a gardener? It wanted to grow its “roots”!
56. What do you call an Apple that’s an artist? “Vincent Van Gogh-urt”!
57. Why was the Apple so calm during the storm? It knew it couldn’t be “ruffled”!
58. Why did the Apple go to the bank? To cash in its “checks-mix”!
59. What’s an Apple’s favorite song? “Apple Bottom Jeans”!
60. What do you call a false Apple? An “im-poster”!
61. What did the Apple say to the Orange at the fruit Olympics? “I hope we both have a good ‘peel’formance”!
62. Why did the Apple cross the road? Because the chicken had his iPod!
63. What do you call an Apple who’s good at math? A “cal-citrus”!
64. Why was the Apple always broke? It kept getting into “juicy” situations!
65. Why don’t Apples ever tell secrets? They’re afraid of being “overheard”!
66. What’s an Apple’s favorite type of joke? A “pithy” one!
67. How does an Apple cut its hair? In “snip-its”!
68. Why did the Apple go to the disco? To get its “groove” on!
69. Why did the Apple start a band? It had a knack for “jamming”!
70. What’s an Apple’s favorite dance move? The “twist”!
71. What do you call an Apple with all its Christmas shopping done? A “wrap”!
72. Apple’s favorite day of the week? “Sun-dried”!
73. Why do Apples never go to school? They’re already “juiced” with knowledge!
74. What’s an Apple’s favorite novel? “Grape Expectations”!
75. Why did the Apple get an award? It had a stellar “peel-formance”!
76. Why did the Apple stop on its journey? It felt “peel-ish”!
77. What do you call an Apple who’s an actor? “Johnny Apple-Seed”!
78. Why was the Apple at the police station? It was a “core” witness!
79. What’s an Apple’s favorite car? A “Ferrari-ot”!
80. What do you call an Apple who’s a storyteller? A “spinach-teller”!
81. How does an Apple apologize? It sends a “berry” heartfelt letter!
82. What’s an Apple’s favorite fairytale? “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” because of the poisoned apple!
83. What do you call an Apple that bounces? A “bouncy ball-fruit”!
84. Why did the Apple stay at home? It felt a bit “under-peeled”!
85. How do you make an Apple laugh? Tell it a “corny-cob” joke!
86. What did the Apple say to the Orange at the bar? “You’re so ‘juiced’ right now”!
87. Why do Apples hate late-night shows? They prefer “day-time”!
88. What do you call an Apple on a horse? A “knight in sour armor”!
89. How does an Apple stay fit? By doing “crunches”!
90. Why did the Apple become a teacher? It wanted to give “core” lessons!
91. What’s an Apple’s favorite lunch? A “sand-peach”!
92. Why did the Apple become a journalist? It loved to get to the “core” of the story!
93. What’s an Apple’s favorite candy? “Jelly beets”!
94. How does an Apple celebrate its birthday? With a big “bash-fruit” party!
95. What’s an Apple’s favorite type of music? “R&B-erry”!
96. Why did the Apple go to therapy? It had some “core” issues!
97. What do you call a baby Apple? A “chip off the old block”!
98. How does an Apple fight crime? With its “fruit punch”!
99. Why was the Apple in the courtroom? It was part of a “fruit” suit!
100. How does an Apple break up with its girlfriend? It says “we’re ‘core’dially done”!
101. What’s an Apple’s favorite superhero? “Iron Mango”!
102. Why did the Apple go to the opera? It wanted to see “Peach-i”!
103. What’s an Apple’s favorite poem? “I wandered lonely as a ‘cloud-berry'”!
104. Why was the Apple a great politician? It always got to the “core” of the matter!
105. What did the Apple say to the Orange at the bar? “This is my ‘juice’ spot”!
106. Why did the Apple become a poet? It loved “rhyme-berry”!
107. What’s an Apple’s favorite type of movie? “Rom-com-quats”!
108. Why did the Apple start a gardening company? It wanted to “branch” out!
109. What’s an Apple’s favorite kitchen appliance? A “blender-berry”!
110. Why did the Apple visit the dentist? It had a “cavity-corn”!
111. What’s an Apple’s favorite dessert? “Ice cream-cone”!
112. Why did the Apple start a business? It had a great “seed” capital!
113. What’s an Apple’s favorite pet? A “bark-berry”!
114. Why did the Apple become a baker? It loved “knead-dough”!
115. What’s an Apple’s favorite playground equipment? A “swing-set-fruit”!
116. Why did the Apple go to the gym? To do some “core” exercises!
117. What’s an Apple’s favorite game? “Hide and ‘seed'”!
118. Why did the Apple become a motivational speaker? It loved to “ins-peel”!
119. What’s an Apple’s favorite drink? “Cran-berry juice”!
120. Why did the Apple go to the beach? To feel the “sand-pears”!
121. What’s an Apple’s favorite hairstyle? A “bun-cherry”!
122. Why did the Apple join a music band? It loved “beet-boxing”!
123. What’s an Apple’s favorite mythological creature? A “dragon-fruit”!
124. Why did the Apple cross the playground? To get to the other “slide-fruit”!
125. What’s an Apple’s favorite type of pants? “Jean-fruit”!
126. Why did the Apple become a painter? It loved “shade-tree”!
127. What’s an Apple’s favorite type of shoes? “Sneaker-fruit”!
128. Why did the Apple go to the zoo? To see the “lion-berry”!
129. What’s an Apple’s favorite type of jacket? A “coat-fruit”!
130. Why did the Apple get a job? It was tired of being a “free-fruit”!

We hope you’ve enjoyed our freshly picked selection of apple jokes. Share these sweet and tangy quips with your friends and family to keep the laughter rolling. Don’t forget to check back for more servings of humor and remember, a good laugh is like a good apple—wholesome and refreshing. Stay crisp, stay funny, and keep the laughter ripening!